[100x70] Cerebrated Chronicles - Who thought a party of 8 was a good idea?

[Cybertails1998]

Grab the [SCREAMING]

[Ad Bot]

[Menen]

Grab the [SCREAMING]

You can't grab the screaming!

Not yet, at least.

[Menen]

> ! fall on Menen's head

That hat almost looks like it has a face.

>Menen regain your composure by pretending it's the hat that's talking and not the horrifying flesh eating zombie that's clearly not there.  Or flesh eating.  Or even a corpse.  Yep that magic talking hat sure is floating a lot.

It's not working. You don't have the ability to imagine something isn't there. Not yet, at least. You are pretty sure that's a thing. Psychic Shape-shifting? Hell yeah that sounds awesome.



Well he doesn't seem to be wanting to eat your flesh so that's good... you think.

: Are you interested in my fine products, my boy?
: ...Have we met before?
: I'm afraid not!
: Hmm... Thats odd. I could of sworn I met you before somewhere. Your cart is also familiar.
: Standard issue cart given to me by the Gentleman's Guild Street Vendors Association! A fine cart she was.
: What happened?
: I drove her off a cliff!

ELSEWHERE

[Flamecannon]

THE RETURN OF A GENTLEMAN
i think???

[HellHound]

Psi monster: Search after Soren and Mark Twain.

[Legodude77]

>Menen: look at what the man has to offer.

[blazerblock2]

Soren: Turn around and explain what the forget is happening with the psi hole.

[SWAT One]

>Menen: look at what the man has to offer.

Soren: Turn around and explain what the forget is happening with the psi hole.

[Menen]

Soren: Turn around and explain what the forget is happening with the psi hole.

How are you supposed to know that? You're an Alchemist, not a Psionic.

>Offer to buy the zombie's hat

: How much for the hat?
: My hat? I couldn't possibly part with it! This hat is a symbol of my affiliation with the Gentleman's Guild and my undying loyalty to the Grandest Pooba! It would be blasphemy for me to part with it.
: Come on, you have to have a price. How about 10 of these gold coins.
: I am afraid not.
: Seriously, this job is a dead end... Pff. Dead end. Its funny.
: ...
: Because you're dead.

: If you are not interested in my wares then I kindly ask you to step aside. It appears that I have other customers.
: Oh hey guys!
: Oh my...
: Menen when will you ever stop causing problems?
: What did I do now?
: The explosion... remember that?
: Oh right. That. I already forgot about it.
: Well, yeah. It caused some sort of weird reaction and now there is a puddle of electrified green liquid between us and the Gate. Speaking of which...
: Excuse me, Mr...
: Please, call me Henry.
: Okay, Henry. Do you know where we can find replacement Etherealic Relays for a broken gate-
: Oh yes! There is a portal just down the road. Perhaps you can find help there.
: Well that solves that problem.

>Menen: look at what the man has to offer.

: So what are you selling?
: Oh hoho, my boy. I hope you find my wares hold some interest to you! First Item is free!

SHOP

1 Shovel
A Card with a red "+" sign on it.
A shiny rock.

Not exactly a wide variety of items here...

[TheDoktar]

Grab the shovel, slap his stuff, and hurl that dummy off the cliff. Then take his sweet loot. He's dead anyway, what does he care?

[blazerblock2]

Buy the rock.

[Legodude77]

Grab the shovel, slap his stuff, and hurl that dummy off the cliff. Then take his sweet loot. He's dead anyway, what does he care?

Best idea ever.

[Muslim]

Buy the rock.

There are much more valuable things than that. Like, uh, um.

[Legoboss]

Buy the rock.

Buy rock, throw it at him, steal his stuff and run

[HellHound]

Attempt to haggle him for a lower price on that shiny rock