Their new geneti-labs have been hard at work for the past nanodecade, creating, brewing, distilling the perfect warrior, the most lethal duke-nukem-esque freakshow being of war that has ever been. With their defined jawlines, their copy-and-paste four-o'clock shadow, and their awkward loveual dimorphism, they will crush us all. They will crush us like Europe during WW2.
And so it begins.