The Pitifully Short Life of Johnnie Keith (Sims 3)

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Man 2:
A few hours ago I created a completely random Sim named Johnnie Keith. Everything about the Sim was random, from his name to his lifetime wish (One out of a possible 5; I used a number generator). I then set his free will to high, and dropped him in a fully-furnished default house. I intervened as little as possible.
Here's what happened:

Name: Johnnie Keith
love: Male
Age: Young Adult
Traits: Artistic, Evil, Hopeless Romantic, Perceptive, Perfectionist
Favorite Food: Fruit Parfait
Favorite Music: Kids
Favorite Color: Hot Pink
Zodiac: Virgo
Lifetime Goal: Emperor of Evil (reach Level 10 of Criminal Career Branch)
Day 1
Sunday
8:00 AM - Johnnie begins life.
9:00 AM-1:42 PM - Sits on couch, reads "The Adventures of Raymundo".
2:01-4:27 PM - Sits on couch, reads "Murder in Pleasantview".
4:30 PM - Cackles wickedly, uses bathroom.
4:50-7:27 PM - Continues reading "Murder in Pleasantview".
7:36-8:36 PM - Prepares and eats cereal, cleans dish.
8:43-9:11 PM - Takes "Evil Shower".
9:13-11:09 PM - Continues reading "Murder in Pleasantview".
11:18 PM - Sleeps until fully rested (7:30 AM).
END OF DAY 1
Day 2
Monday
7:30 AM - Johnnie wakes up, makes bed.
7:56-8:56 AM - Prepares and eats bread and jam, cleans dish.
9:02-9:16 AM - Uses bathroom, clogs toilet.
9:30 AM - Recycles newspaper.
9:52 AM - 12:31 PM - Sits on couch, reads "Murder in Pleasantview".
12:42-1:11 PM - Takes "Evil Shower".
Considering interference to make him get a job, as this is getting boring quickly.
2:44 PM - Obtains job as Decoy in Criminal Career.
2:50-5:25 PM - Stands outside workplace, rereads "Murder in Pleasantview".
6:06 PM - Returns home.
6:12-7:02 PM - Prepares and eats bread and jam, cleans dish.
7:19-8:22 PM - Looks out of several different windows.
8:24-9:44 PM - Chats on the phone.
(Johnnie has a spectacular voice; it's like James Earl Jones with a twist of Louis Armstrong.)
9:47-10:02 PM - Uses bathroom.
(YOU IDIOT, THE TOILET IS CLOGGED)
10:03 PM - Floods bathroom.
10:06 PM-12:42 AM - Rereads "Murder in Pleasantview".
1:00 AM - Sleeps until fully rested.
END OF DAY 2
Day 3
Tuesday
8:00 AM - Johnnie wakes up, makes bed.
8:12-9:26 AM - Prepares and eats bread and jam, cleans dish.
(Breakfast, lunch, and dinner of champions.)
9:37 AM-4:48 PM - Works as Decoy.
4:50-5:00 PM - Looks out window.
5:08-5:54 PM - Takes "Evil Shower".
6:00-6:42 PM - Prepares and eats ice cream.
6:50-7:01 PM - Looks out window.
(Maybe I'm just not seeing what he's seeing.)
7:03 PM - Disposes of ice cream.
7:20-11:08 PM - Rereads "Murder in Pleasantview".
11:15 PM - Sleeps until fully rested.
END OF DAY 3
Day 4
Wednesday
8:00 AM - Johnnie wakes up, makes bed.
8:14-9:14 AM - Eats ice cream.
(Johnnie you fatty)
9:18-9:43 AM - Uses bathroom.
(Oh Johnnie, when do you learn?)
9:44 AM - Floods bathroom.
9:47-10:09 AM - Recycles newspaper.
10:14 AM - Mops up puddle in bathroom.
10:35 AM - Disposes of ice cream.
(This sudden burst of responsibility is astounding.)
10:59-11:31 AM - Takes "Evil Shower".
11:36-11:47 AM - Looks out window.
11:52 AM-2:27 PM - Rereads "The Adventures of Raymundo".
2:33-3:34 PM - Chats on the phone.
3:38-4:23 PM - Looks out of two different windows twice each, appears to see something rather exciting.
4:24-5:37 PM - Chats on the phone.
5:39-8:14 PM - Rereads "The Adventures of Raymundo".
8:22 PM - Prepares and drinks juice.
9:05 PM - Answers ringing cell phone, appears to have been a prank call.
9:17 PM - Disposes of juice box.
9:30 PM - Takes out trash.
9:54 PM - Uses bathroom. Considering intervention to have him attempt to unclog.
10:15 PM - Floods bathroom.
10:20 PM - Mops puddle.
10:32 PM - Repairs and cleans toilet.
(This was a result of my own intervention.)
11:55 PM-2:27 AM - Rereads "Murder in Pleasantview".
2:32 AM - Sleeps until fully rested.
END OF DAY 4
Day 5
Thursday
10:00 AM - Kitchen wall lamp, medicine cabinet and two lawn flamingos repossessed.
(Oh, the horror!)
11:00 AM - Johnnie wakes up.
11:20 AM - Eats ice cream.
12:19 PM - Mourns loss of repossessed wall lamp.
12:30 PM - Recycles newspaper.
1:10 PM - Mourns loss of repossessed medicine cabinet.
1:20 PM - Mourns loss of repossessed lawn flamingos.
1:40 PM - Takes "Evil Shower".
2:40 PM - Dies of hunger.
END OF DAY 5
Let us pay tribute to the fallen Johnnie Keith, whose young life was brought to a shockingly abrupt end by hunger and an underestimated shower.
Discuss.

Kazami:
Evil shower?

Man 2:

--- Quote from: Kazami on July 18, 2012, 05:34:03 PM ---Evil shower?

--- End quote ---
One of his traits was "Evil". It wouldn't let me take a virtuous shower.

uno_da_cat:
He ate icecream all the time and died of hunger? I'm confused :I

Mega-Bear:
Pretty much the Sims 3 in a nutshell.

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