carrot megathread [frontrox carrot of the year 2012]

[Snaffle J. Bean]

This thread is loving epic

thread of the year every year

and when this thread gets archived into the hall of fame you all better remember this never would have happened without me

im taking credit for everythiiiiiiiing

[Ad Bot]

[Frontrox]

Or frontrox!

[TheABELBOTO]

you can get a carrot here:

[Mr Man]

Am I supposed to get that?

[Timezbrick]

Get a Fleshlight and force the carrot and fleshlight to have love!

[Superbot]

try sticking it in your pooper but fail

[deadfall07]

Get a Fleshlight and force the carrot and fleshlight to have love!

Don't do that, Do this instead and you'll have a pocket pusillanimous individual on a budget.

[Anybody]

Don't do that, Do this instead and you'll have a pocket pusillanimous individual on a budget.

If you call up a entrepreneur  and ask for $1 prostitute, he'll mail you one of those.

[Alyx Vance]

Axe body wash does not make good brown town lube.

[BanishedLetters]

Axe body wash does not make good brown town lube.

I wouldn't try lubricant with any body wash.

[Alyx Vance]

I wouldn't try lubricant with any body wash.

It burns man...
IT BURNS

[deadfall07]

If you call up a entrepreneur  and ask for $1 prostitute, he'll mail you one of those.

It might already be used...

[Muddy Waters]

I can say this with 100% confidence.
This thread is full of carrots.

[Alyx Vance]

carrot's are good for brown town pleasure.

[Frontrox]

I am best carrot