Lets take Israel.
And toss it into the sun
Well guys, looks like WWIII is here but I have a plan of contigency!
For all you Eurocigarettes, the Russians are going to be on your doorstep soon. Barracade your homes, stock up on supplies and wait out the Red Army as it comes tumbling over your house. Then, try to get to Iceland.
Americans should also head to Iceland because of Chinese/Mexican/Canadian invasion, terror attacks, anarchy etc etc.
For Canadians don't invade the US and go to Iceland. The BL community can create a community on a melting glacier and mind control giant squids to destroy Russian/Chinese/Iranian/North Korean warships.
Who's with me?!