Milk forgets up my insides no matter what.

[Boston Terrier]

wow, seriously? if we're out of milk i just go buy it myself

Maybe he's too scared to go with out mommy?

[Ad Bot]

[e-maxx]

I found out I was lactose intolerant about a year ago, and since then I've been drinking Lactofree milk, which fixed the problem, until now. I had a glass of this Lactofree stuff a couple hours ago and now I have diarrhoea and intense stabbing pains in my intestine area. This was the effect of normal milk until I stopped drinking it. It was a new carton and it wasn't out of date. What do?

oh god i could just imagine a black man saying that

[BanishedLetters]

oh god i could just imagine a black man saying that

it's too hard to try and sound out so i can't imagine anyone saying it like that

[Dominator]

probably because you murdered 15 people

drink other white liquids

When did I murder 15 people?

oh god i could just imagine a black man saying that

I am half South African, but it was after the white people took it over.
Blacks don't say it anyway.

[Doomonkey]

Like what?

Fortified orange juice. Has twice the calcium of milk!

[The Corporation]

Ricedream soydream, etc.
I drink Ricedream cause I'm LacInt too.
Though I don't get forgeted up like you, my intestines decide to become terrorists and manufacture highly explosive gas bombs, and set them off for no reason.

[Fracture]

Its not hard to not drink milk.
I cant drink it, and I dont want to.

[Broze]

SOY
MILK
FTW
 

[Dominator]

Fortified orange juice. Has twice the calcium of milk!

I drink milk because it tastes like milk.

Its not hard to not drink milk.
I cant drink it, and I dont want to.

What if there's nothing else to drink?

[Yosher]

i'd just commit Self Delete if i was lactose intolerant

life would be stuff

this
no chocolate, no oreos, no ice cream, no products with even a little bit of milk in them whatsoever.
or am i wrong about that

[WingZero]

Like what?

water

[Sami2ss]

When did I murder 15 people?

I am half South African, but it was after the white people took it over.
Blacks don't say it anyway.

nice job changing your avatar ._.

[Aphtonites]

Milk is what I usually drink most of the day, if I drink anything carbonated like soda my body can't handle it.

[Regulith]

I despise milk.

Couldn't drink the stuff as a kid, forgeted up my guts like OP. Apparently outgrew it, tastes like stuff to me now. Won't touch it.

[Boston Terrier]

Milk is what I usually drink most of the day, if I drink anything carbonated like soda my body can't handle it.

If I drink something fizzy it feels like my mouths is going to explode.

boom