Football = Pussies kicking a ball about
Rugby = Muddy men beating the stuff out of each other
Your arguments are invalid.
This lol.
Besides that I don't see the logical leap you made comparing rugby and football to boxing and MMA.
I play rugby, I do kickboxing, jiu jitsu, ninjutsu (specifically staff and unarmed techniques), considering taking up muay thai with my friend and I play hockey in the winter months. I love all of it.
They are completely different classes of sport and comparing one to the other is stupid. If anything it makes you look like a be-all idiot.
Also I have nothing against football or football players. They just have smaller richards is all.