Lightswitch -- A (not so) flexible adventure.

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Question why your landlord is such a lazy cunt.
Obtain crowbar and HEV suit.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image_noise

The joke

Voyager 1

Pluto

Other planets

Mount Everest

The crust

The mantle

The core

Your head.

[Ad Bot]

[Mr. Jelly]

Pluto

Other planets

Pluto isn't a planet

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Pluto isn't a planet

forget your stuff what did Pluto ever do to you
Discriminating against him because he's smaller than that fatass Jupiter

[PowerDag]

You obtain a CROWBAR. It's highly sturdy, so it won't break easily.

You don't know why the landlord doesn't get anything repaired. For all you know, she spends all the rent money on heroin.

It's no wonder your neighbors call her a bitch.


The hole is too thin to fit the crowbar. It's probably not very deep, anyways; there's only concrete under the floorboards.


Pluto exploded.

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Open door and talk to friendly neighbor.

[Mr. Jelly]

forget your stuff what did Pluto ever do to you
Discriminating against him because he's smaller than that fatass Jupiter

To this I respond:

Ceres, Pallas, Juno, and Vesta

[Legodude77]

Check what is with your shoulders.

Also check gender, just to make sure.

[Mr. Jelly]

Also Andrew MacArthur is still a serious name.

[PowerDag]

Your shoulders are fine. Might be your ears; they are the same color as most of your body.

You are male.


You briefly ponder the name Andrew MacArthur.

You like Max better.

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Question why you are SO loving ADORABLE

[PowerDag]

Question why are are SO loving ADORABLE

it's in your blood!~

That, and you are a rabbit.

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Become hi-res so you can be MORE loving ADORABLE
KAWAII WEABOO DESU UGUUU~

[PowerDag]

lol you have to wait cuz i don't have my comp atm

[masterockets]

hop around like a cute little bunny and look for your carrots

[Alteration]

To this I respond:

Ceres, Pallas, Juno, and Vesta

And Eris, Makemake, Haumea, Quaoar and Sedna.

_{I loving love astronomy}


Stop being a loving rabbit and be a human furcigarette