Author Topic: why cant i masturbate GUYS SRS help  (Read 10795 times)


Guys can you please just pull out of the argument?

No. You have to force yourself in.





Mmmm, creamy.


When will people learn that cumming (sorry) to us for help is useless?

Just try every method of procrastination you know. Plus, ejaculation doesn't instantly happen. Give it time.

Mmmm, creamy.
oh god lol
your avatar makes it 100 times better

but yeah just go on a fap marathon for like
10 hours

Beat it with a lubed hammer with a hole in the middle, that way if you fail, you don't get to try again. That way you get the feeling that you know you tried your best :D

stick it in her pooper a vacuum cleaner and turn it on




DAFUQ DID I JUST READ.


Just imagine your snake is a palmtree. The palmtree needs coconuts, and the coconuts are your balls.

this forum is...unique.