Would you rather

[ghost_man]

Bladder bursting.

Would you rather have a cooke without chocolate chips or no cookie?

[Ad Bot]

[Gojira]

Cookie.

Would you rather be male or female?

[Swollow]

male
would you rather know everything there is to know or rule everything there is to rule

[Moppy]

Know everything, because KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!

Would you rather minecraft, or terraria?

[PowerDag]

minecraft because look at all those mods

would you rather be able to breathe underwater or withstand extreme heat

[Zaure]

I'd go with withstanding extreme heat since even if I could breathe underwater the pressure would kill me if I go too deep.

Would you rather become famous and have everyone know what you do or stay as you are?

[Mr.jacksaunt]

Stay as I am

would you rather ninja edit or actually posted something for the below user to do

[Im_AFK]

ninja edit

would you prefer having amnesia or nobody knows you

[Aniken 911]

Amnesia

Would you rather eat nothing but bird stuff for a month (You won't die)
OR
Be forced to crash land a passenger jet full of babies in the Himalayas. (Good chance you and hundreds of babies will die.)

[Night Fox]

the passenger jet

would you rather leave the internet forever, or never be able to leave the internet (meaning you can literally do nothing other than use a computer. for the sake of the situation, let's say you would have some weird SCP computer or something that constantly changes so that the hardware and software is always top-of-the-line and up-to-date)

[Mariobro123586]

the passenger jet

would you rather leave the internet forever, or never be able to leave the internet (meaning you can literally do nothing other than use a computer. for the sake of the situation, let's say you would have some weird SCP computer or something that constantly changes so that the hardware and software is always top-of-the-line and up-to-date)

NEVER BE ABLE TO LEEEEEEEEEAVE UAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA okay i'm done

Would you rather be eaten by lions or ants? (Whoever gets this reference wins a free real life SCP of their choice.)

[Swollow]

I'll choose the really old lions that have no teeth and will just gum me to death

would you rather have cake or pie

[FaecDog]

pie

the cake is a lie


would you rather have your entire skin be made of reproductive organs or not have any at all?

[Night Fox]

not have any

I'll choose the really old lions that have no teeth and will just gum me to death

lions have strong jaws, so that'd still hurt like forget
regardless I would still choose a lion
ants eating you would probably take a few days or weeks
a few days or weeks of your body being slowly picked apart by a couple of ~1mm³ bits

would you rather use the metric system or the customary system

[Bahamut]

metric system

would you rather blow a donkey for one hour or bathe in quick-drying cement