Author Topic: Going to be a missionary in Egypt  (Read 5112 times)

Our Space Owl will give the great cosmic Falcon the power to swoop down at your false god! May the owl hoot his greatness to the nonbelievers.
It better not or the Great Cosmic Sasquatch will come out of hiding and devour your Space Owl.



fool! you've fixed nothing!

It better not or the Great Cosmic Sasquatch will come out of hiding and devour your Space Owl.
The Falcon protects him.

I prayed as well, good luck!

why is it when someone hears voices that tell him to do things and claims to be talking to god, he wont be considered crazy. but if anyone else hears voices, they are considered crazy.

you are now my hero.

egypt people already have a religion

I'm so glad that all the people that want to be missionaries go and do so in weird, foreign countries so they aren't near enough to bother me with such things.

Our Space Owl will give the great cosmic Falcon the power to swoop down at your false god! May the owl hoot his greatness to the nonbelievers.
Now you're just making things up ._.

I prayed to satan that you would be okay

haha lol
'finish highschool' before becoming a missionary in egypt
so your like 15-16? i hope your parents approve
edit: profile: 18
18 years old and still in highschool? thats even worse than what i said before lol
I did an extra year in preschool because I wasn't mature enough to go into Kindergarden. No seriously, I went to a private school.


I don't think you guys quite understand how missionary work, well, works. They make knowledge about Christianity (or whatever) available, they don't shove it down throats, and they generally help the community. He's not going to solve world hunger or cure all diseases or anything, but he can give people a chance at happiness through religion. I support what he's doing, even if I think the reasons are silly.
most blocklanders don't understand this

WHY CAN'T WE HAVE CHRISTIANS MORE LIKE THIS?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNYgdWdlpyc
that's forgetin' dum I hope you get picked on

He's not going to solve world hunger or cure all diseases or anything, but he can give people a chance at happiness through religion.
Quote from: Richard Dawkins
Yeah, sure. People will say, Well, I tried Christianity; that didn’t seem quite right to me. I didn’t feel right with Christianity, so I tried Buddhism, and I tried Hinduism…
Who cares what you feel like?! Who cares what feels good?! Who cares what makes you feel comforted? Who cares what helps you sleep at night?! What matters is what’s true!