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Every table needs a laughtrack button.

Kimon:

Blockland Name: Kimon
BL ID: 12155
Timezone: US Eastern Time
Country: USA
1 Good Joke: Funny because Smartphones get slimmer and smarter while the people who use them get Fatter and stupider.

Just a side note, Im not the greatest at scraping jokes off the top of my head, so I may need some planning beforehand. Another example of one of my jokes is the national socialist puns earlier lol.

Ah screw it I'm gonna put some more corny jokes below:

   When people have food, sharing is caring. When I have food, "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FILTHY ANIMALS"

   So apparently Cheerleading is a sport. Let me just put on a short skirt, pom poms and yell "Go team go!". Now I'm an athlete!

MrLoganator111:


--- Quote from: Kimon on August 15, 2012, 06:23:58 PM ---Blockland Name: Kimon
BL ID: 12155
Timezone: US Eastern Time
Country: USA
1 Good Joke: Funny because Smartphones get slimmer and smarter while the people who use them get Fatter and stupider.
Just a side note, Im not the greatest at scraping jokes off the top of my head, so I may need some planning beforehand. Another example of one of my jokes is the national socialist puns earlier lol.
Ah screw it I'm gonna put some more corny jokes below:
   When people have food, sharing is caring. When I have food, "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FILTHY ANIMALS"
   So apparently Cheerleading is a sport. Let me just put on a short skirt, pom poms and yell "Go team go!". Now I'm an athlete!

--- End quote ---
Accepted.

MrLoganator111:

Oh and BTW guys, the next comedy club will be next week. I can't do it this week due to over 5 hours of playing my guitar in various things.

Crêpe:

Congrats on getting the Blockolympics

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