Nostalgia is a longing for the past but Windows ME was a giant stuff fest so you're ether stupid or don't know what nostalgia means.
There are WAY too many people on the Forums using this term, they need to expand their vocabulary.
Welcome to the Vocab Interface 2000!
List of terms you could use:
1] Memberial events
2] Indefinitely special occassion
3] Better than loveual intercourse