Funny steam chats ver. 10^100 because I could not find the thread

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I'd post one, but it would cause a massive flame war, so I am going to have the decency to keep it to myself.

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It's in page 4.
Anyway:

22:07 - Dav1959: about that mouldy cheese toastie.
22:07 - SavageCorona: lol
22:08 - Dav1959: that was the worst stuff i ever had..
22:08 - Dav1959: yeah, i'd better stop describing, it was sick :/
22:08 - SavageCorona: i once had undercooked chicken wings
22:09 - SavageCorona: i shat pellets
22:09 - SavageCorona: and it wasn't like
22:09 - SavageCorona: one at a time
22:09 - SavageCorona: it's was a shotgun blast
22:09 - SavageCorona: but not just a normal one
22:09 - SavageCorona: more like a 10-barrelled shotgun
22:09 - Dav1959: lol
22:09 - Dav1959: minigun
22:10 - Dav1959: basically mine was a scattergun
22:10 - SavageCorona: it then came out in a stream like a minigun
22:10 - Dav1959: it was like a volcano
22:10 - Dav1959: the whole side of the toilet was brown
22:10 - Dav1959: slowly slipping down
22:10 - SavageCorona: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrb7_XIIbhI
22:11 - SavageCorona: that is all
22:11 - Dav1959: into the brown much below.
22:12 - Dav1959: im surprised she didn't give birth.
22:12 - SavageCorona: lol
22:12 - SavageCorona: skip to 1:50
22:12 - SavageCorona: to get your metaphor
22:13 - Dav1959: lol

22:19 - SavageCorona: my fingers smell of poopu
22:19 - SavageCorona: even though i used a glove
22:19 - SavageCorona: because i didn't take a shower
22:19 - SavageCorona: ;-;
22:19 - Pacha: god you dont finger yourself outside of the shower dumbass
22:19 - SavageCorona: you can after
22:19 - SavageCorona: most of the time
22:20 - SavageCorona: it was safe like one time
22:20 - SavageCorona: it's why i use a glove if i cbf to take a shower though
22:20 - SavageCorona: it's hard to do it in the shower ;-;
22:20 - SavageCorona: no lube
22:21 - Pacha: bring the lube
22:21 - Pacha: in the shower
22:21 - Pacha: DURR
22:21 - SavageCorona: i use petroleum jelly

21:12 - SavageCorona: send me pic of you
21:12 - SavageCorona: :>
21:14 - Frontrox: Um
21:14 - Frontrox: nu
21:14 - SavageCorona: y u no
21:14 - SavageCorona: i sent pic of me
21:14 - SavageCorona: i even let you think about me in the shower
21:15 - SavageCorona: i mean what
21:15 - Frontrox: What
21:15 - Frontrox: No
21:15 - Frontrox: lol
21:16 - SavageCorona: i will though
21:16 - SavageCorona: :3
21:16 - Frontrox: Think of me in the shower?
21:16 - SavageCorona: no
21:16 - SavageCorona: let you think of me
21:16 - SavageCorona: idk what you look like
21:16 - Frontrox: You can' stop me anyways!
21:16 - SavageCorona: with mind probes i can actually
21:17 - Frontrox: Come at me
21:17 - SavageCorona: can i give you my brown town probe
21:17 - SavageCorona: it links to your brain
21:18 - Frontrox: Um
21:18 - Frontrox: no
21:18 - Frontrox: lol
21:19 - SavageCorona: i'm not talking about brown town probes
21:19 - SavageCorona: if you know what i mean
21:19 - Frontrox: Oh
21:19 - Frontrox: Your richard?
21:19 - SavageCorona: yes :>
21:19 - Frontrox: Yeah I can take you
21:19 - Frontrox: ;)
21:19 - SavageCorona: threeway with pacha? :>
21:19 - Frontrox: Yeah sure

19:25 - SavageCorona: You know his name wasn't really Jesus Christ, right? Jesus is just the Greek translation of Yeshua, which translates from Hebrew to Joshua. But his name wasn't Josh Christ, either, since his parents weren't Joseph and Mary Christ. So it's really not blasphemy to say "Jesus Christ", because it's not taking the right name in vain.
19:25 - SavageCorona: Isn't religion fun?
19:25 - Pacha: i dont like religion
19:26 - SavageCorona: i'm atheist so smd
19:26 - Pacha: i dont even know what the forget i believe in
19:26 - SavageCorona: seriously smd.
19:26 - Pacha: but
19:26 - Pacha: how ;-;
19:26 - SavageCorona: give me $500 for a plane trip
19:27 - SavageCorona: plus $50 for the train ride to london
19:27 - Pacha: ok but first i'll need
19:27 - Pacha: your name
19:27 - SavageCorona: or however much it is i guess $50
19:27 - Pacha: your address
19:27 - SavageCorona: what
19:27 - SavageCorona: no
19:27 - SavageCorona: i'm coming there
19:27 - SavageCorona: you're home alone
19:27 - Pacha: oh yeah
19:27 - Pacha: good point
19:28 - SavageCorona: what state are you in anyway
19:28 - SavageCorona: i might actually move to america when i get enough money and a job there
19:28 - Pacha: Illinois
19:28 - Pacha: Chicago
19:28 - SavageCorona: hote
19:28 - SavageCorona: that is actually where i was going to move to
19:28 - Pacha: !!!
19:28 - SavageCorona: THE PROPHETS WERE TRUTHFUL
19:29 - SavageCorona: if i did would you actually dump your bf for me <3
19:29 - Pacha: maybee~
19:29 - SavageCorona: or have a threeway.

08:50 - SavageCorona: man
08:50 - SavageCorona: my stomach
08:50 - SavageCorona: it hurts
08:51 - Pacha: go eat something
08:51 - Pacha: make like a sandwich or something thats easy to make
08:51 - SavageCorona: sandwich for breakfast
08:51 - SavageCorona: kden
08:51 - SavageCorona: seems legit
08:51 - Pacha: i eat fish for breakfast
08:51 - Pacha: shut up
08:51 - SavageCorona: i eat bread sandwiches
08:51 - SavageCorona: stfu
08:52 - SavageCorona: it's easy
08:52 - SavageCorona: all you need to do
08:52 - SavageCorona: is take 3 slices of bread out
08:52 - SavageCorona: then eat them as one
08:52 - SavageCorona: and you have a  bread sandwich
08:52 - Pacha: 10/10 amazing sandwich
08:52 - Pacha: would eat again
08:52 - SavageCorona: would eat again
08:52 - SavageCorona: forget
08:52 - Pacha: HA
08:52 - SavageCorona: 10/10 conversation
08:53 - SavageCorona: posting in topic

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21:19 - SavageCorona: threeway with pacha? :>
21:19 - Frontrox: Yeah sure

omg dont rape me pls

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Kazmai (BubbaGum): http://i46.tinypic.com/fk2rno.jpg
Kazmai (BubbaGum): i did an art projekt
Robo Noob: you cut your armpits? holy stuff ive never heard of anyone going so ham
Robo Noob: give me the template so i can do it
Kazmai (BubbaGum): no
Kazmai (BubbaGum): on the side

...

Robo Noob: http://i.imgur.com/FUlO8.png
Robo Noob: my new one
Kazmai (BubbaGum) is now Away.
Kazmai (BubbaGum) is now Online.
Kazmai (BubbaGum): Seriously
Kazmai (BubbaGum): I dont wnt to know
Kazmai (BubbaGum): You're really an ass
Robo Noob: ?
Kazmai (BubbaGum): nothing
Kazmai (BubbaGum): its just
Kazmai (BubbaGum): im being serious
Kazmai (BubbaGum): And you're not so
Kazmai (BubbaGum): this isnt going to work
Robo Noob: what isnt going to work
Robo Noob: we werent even e-dating bubba
Kazmai (BubbaGum): no
Kazmai (BubbaGum): us talking
Kazmai (BubbaGum): isnt going to work
Robo Noob: LMFAO
Robo Noob: i didnt even make that one
Robo Noob: whatever idrc lol
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Robo Noob: and tell me you dont like me
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Robo Noob: im telling ur mom about ur drugs
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Robo Noob: http://www.facebook.com/*********
Robo Noob: i meant to do dis one
Kazmai (BubbaGum): ok
Kazmai (BubbaGum): youre not really funnny
Robo Noob: because im not joking...
Kazmai (BubbaGum): didnt say you were
Kazmai (BubbaGum): but ok
Robo Noob: you said me being dead goddamn serious isnt funny
Robo Noob: thats the point
Robo Noob: it ISNT
Robo Noob: loving
Robo Noob: FUNNY
Robo Noob: BUBBA
Robo Noob: OKAY?
Kazmai (BubbaGum): i think you should stop.
Robo Noob: i think YOU need to stop.
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Robo Noob: and be my girlfriend.
Robo Noob: yo for real though kristin
Robo Noob: you better cut it out or im gonna commit internet Self Delete
Kazmai (BubbaGum): No
Robo Noob: Self Delete by stab
Kazmai (BubbaGum): bye
Robo Noob: are u really mad because i put hands on legs
Robo Noob: disappointed bubba...
Kazmai (BubbaGum): Stop
Kazmai (BubbaGum): Seriously
Kazmai (BubbaGum): Just go away
Kazmai (BubbaGum) is now Away.
Kazmai (BubbaGum) is now Online.
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White Mage: OH GOD
White Mage: OH MAN
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Shneakish Shpoycurab: THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
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10:09 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: OMG FORUMS R DOWN v21
10:09 PM - Colten: LOL SAD PART IS
10:09 PM - Colten: I saw and immediately opened BL
10:09 PM - Colten: ;)
10:09 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: lol
10:09 PM - Colten: omg v22 is out


10:09 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: OMG FORUMS R DOWN v21
10:09 PM - Legodude77: I KNOW
10:09 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: WOOO
10:09 PM - Legodude77: what if
10:09 PM - Legodude77: it does actully become v21
10:09 PM - Legodude77: :OOO
10:09 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: then :O
10:11 PM - Legodude77: I'M HITTING F5 AND NOTHING HAPPENS
10:11 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: wowe!!~!!!
10:11 PM - Legodude77: wats wid ur avatart
10:12 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: ??????????

10:09 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: OMG FORUMS R DOWN v21
10:09 PM - Max4344: OH NOES
10:09 PM - Max4344: NOT v21!!!!!!111
10:09 PM - Max4344: TIME DO BACK UPPppp
10:09 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: NOOOOO
10:09 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: YOU MUSNT
10:11 PM - Max4344: Oh its just the databased forgeted up
10:11 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: loel
10:11 PM - Max4344: FALSE ALARM
10:11 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: no itz not!!!!
10:13 PM - Max4344: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNxJDZZCEJ4&feature=related
10:13 PM - Max4344: THIS IS Eppiiccccccecc

10:09 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: OMG FORUMS R DOWN v21
10:09 PM - Moriarty: wtf
10:09 PM - Moriarty: r u srs
10:09 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: ye
10:09 PM - Moriarty: oh
10:09 PM - Moriarty: forums =/= updates though
10:10 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: no
10:10 PM - Moriarty: well
10:10 PM - Moriarty: it'd be cool if it was v21.......................
10:10 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: ya i no
10:10 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: ....

10:09 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: OMG FORUMS R DOWN v21
10:09 PM - Sord213: ya
10:09 PM - Sord213: toley
10:09 PM - Sord213: WOW MY BLEOGNGLED UPDTETEd
10:09 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: LOEL
10:09 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: I NO RITE
10:10 PM - Sord213: lol did you see that video i posted
10:10 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: no
10:10 PM - Sord213: like a day or so ago
10:10 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: dun no wat u meen
10:10 PM - Sord213: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTvkL0jMNhY
10:10 PM - Sord213: (ps i pwn)
10:10 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: i no rite...................
10:11 PM - Sord213: u shuld
10:11 PM - Sord213: wtch it
10:11 PM - Sord213: its a good timewaster
10:11 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: yes

10:09 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: OMG FORUMS R DOWN v21
10:09 PM - Zapk: OMG!!
10:10 PM - Zapk: OR POSBIEL v22!!
10:10 PM - Zapk: A SURPRISE !
10:10 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: I NO RITE


10:13 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: OMG FORUMS R DOWN v21
10:13 PM - |̲̅K̲̅e̲̅y̲̅| 김기범: the forums aren't down
10:13 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: well they WERE


10:04 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: OMG FORUMS R DOWN v21
10:04 PM - Makanix: lol
10:05 PM - Makanix: I never saw how a game update would make a website go down...
10:05 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: /joke
10:05 PM - Makanix: /i know
10:05 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: makanix
10:05 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: ive had the suspicion for a while
10:05 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: but
10:05 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: i has story 2 tell
10:06 PM - Makanix: ok
10:06 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: once there was the great mind
10:06 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: his color was green
10:06 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: he had TWO SONS
10:06 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: which also was colored green
10:06 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: one was master of machines
10:06 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: one was master of technology
10:07 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: the master of technology, EKSI
10:07 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: the master of machinery, MAKANIX
10:07 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: DUN DUN DUN
10:07 PM - Makanix: No Eksi is not my brother. I've just known him for a really long time
10:07 PM - Makanix: and he's read and blue too
10:08 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: you seem so similar that you can be viewed as the same
10:08 PM - Makanix: He's also a cat...
10:08 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: and you're a pony
10:08 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: what of it?
10:08 PM - Makanix: Last I checked ponies are not cats
10:08 PM - Makanix: and I'm a human thanks...
10:08 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: LIES
10:09 PM - Makanix: pretty sure im a human with a pony avatar...
10:10 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: LIES
10:10 PM - Makanix: though, I look eerily similar to my avatar...
10:10 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: LIES
10:10 PM - Makanix: would you like a picture?
10:10 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: sure
10:10 PM - Makanix: Me: REMOVED LOLOLOOL
10:11 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: wow whats with the green special interest
10:11 PM - Makanix: geez I'm wearing one green article of clothing... ONE
10:11 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: loving
10:11 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: green jacket
10:11 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: green tinted goggles
10:12 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: green phone case
10:12 PM - Makanix: I like green...
10:12 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: green special interest obviously
10:12 PM - Makanix: It's not a special interest. That's just weird
10:12 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: obv special interest
10:13 PM - Makanix: how so?
10:13 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: cuz it is
10:13 PM - Makanix: excellent thesis. A+
10:13 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: thx
10:14 PM - Makanix: I, myself, get an A+ in sarcasm.
10:14 PM - Biome-kun - S.A.M.: yess ir

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Funny steam chats ver. 10^100 because I could not find the thread

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Funny steam chats ver. 10^100 because I could not find the thread

i thought some of them were funny

oh well :c

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i thought some of them were funny

oh well :c

mine is funny

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