When I put too much milk in my cereal, and cereal falls out of the bowl.
When I figure out a comeback to someone's comment, but it's 4 hours later.
When I have to return back to ordinary life after watching an epic movie.
When I try to pull up my blanket and accidentally punch myself in the face.
When my cat chews up my headphones.
When I have to step out of an air conditioned car on a 100 degrees day.
When idiots on Blockland freak out over semi-popular people.
When I stand up too fast and get dizzy.
When I get an eyelash stuck underneath my contact lens.
When I have 1% battery left on my iPad and can't find my charger anywhere.
When I burn things in the toaster.
When V21 comes out and I have an intel graphics card.
When I try to use my laser mouse on a bumpy surface and it doesn't work for stuff.
When people record 3243242 things on the TV, and I need to cancel a recording to watch it.
When people come in my room without knocking.
When I mow the lawn and miss a spot.
When the basketball bounces off my foot.
When my hat falls off when riding my bike really fast.
When I have to break a 20 dollar bill to buy a small snack.
When I try to put a spoon in an empty yogurt container and it falls over.
When people stare at me at a red light.
When foreign people serve me and I can't understand what the forget they are saying.
When I buy food for myself and someone eats it all.
When I forget to close my curtains at night and wake up to a deathray from above.
When I go out to eat, the place is empty, and it takes 12 hours for my food to come.
When my cat jumps on me while I'm sleeping.
When someone cancels my TV recording.
When I make a coffee and put too much sugar in.
When guests ask if I have a bathroom. Of course I have a loving bathroom.
I think that's enough...
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