I accidentally ran a duck over... [18+]

[xbox 360 fan]

how could you do such a thing we trusted you you 2 timeing bloody backstabber

why why did you kill the duckie my sister needs a new toy now

[Ad Bot]

[Socrates]

I guess he might have been... Duck driving.

[xbox 360 fan]

I guess he might have been... Duck driving.

*laugh reel plays*

[BlockDuck]

OH,

OH GOD!

We will mourn him forever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExJzPxwlRLg

[Pacnet2012²]

OH,

OH GOD!

We will mourn him forever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExJzPxwlRLg

Uh, that's not really a sad song .

[The Titanium]

Here's another picture I took at the scene.

It's a bit gory. Some people might find this disturbing.

MMMMMMM THOSE SHADERS

[Jeep]

This is kompressors fault for causing ducks to migrate with the day / night cycle.

[Boink!]

This is kompressors fault for causing ducks to migrate with the day / night cycle.

He didn't only want to kill the bedroom...

HE WANTED TO KILL THE DUCKS!

[Awdax]

That's loving disgusting.

[Axolotl]

I object to this photographic evidence on the grounds that NOWHERE has the prosecution shown WHO was in control of the vehicle at the time of the incident.  There is no evidence demonstrating that it was truly the driver of the jeep who was steering, rather than being a mere passenger, OR the reverse.  Which of these was the defendant?  This alleged photographic evidence is so unclear that you can't tell who the defendant is, no matter what the prosecution would have you believe.

The prosecution has made an attempt to shock the jury with gory pictures of the event as a substitute for proving who was actually culpable.  It is mere smoke and mirrors designed to publicly deface the defendant and attempt to ensure a false guilty verdict.

The defense rests.

Brackets has returned!

[Scrub]

This is kompressors fault for causing ducks to migrate with the day / night cycle.

but.. weather.. muffinmix, the god of weather is actually at fault

[Flamecannon]

bitch i am in the marines i can bench 300 pounds i can do 100 pushups without breaking a sweat i can swim 2138 kilometers while loving your pusillanimous individual i am the top liutenant in the army richard i am the general of the navy i can shoot a penny from 1230984 kilometers away without loving your pusillanimous individual and benching 300 pounds that duck was part of the navy i will bench 300 pounds of ducks onto your genitals what country are you from i bet not OURS i will push up your body onto a 300 pound duck swimming 2138 kilometers shooting a penny from 1230984 those ducks will serve the nation proud

[Jeep]

Off Topic:
Did anyone by chance get the massive amount of subtle jokes in the OP?

On Topic:
This is kompressor's fault.

[IkeTheGeneric]

[The Titanium]

that rain just completes the image