Author Topic: How did you die?  (Read 1851 times)


At the age of 90, during one of my annual trips to Alaska, I went hunting. I missed the bear's heart and it took a swing at me. During my last gasping breaths, I stab the bear repeatedly, killing it. Local athorities find the body a day later and identify the bear as a known man eater.

I tripped and fell on a nuclear warhead.

Died during Rough brown town love

Did i do it right? :D


Died during Rough brown town love

Did i do it right? :D
From that time you went to the gay animal brown town rapeage dimension?

Good times.

Fell down the stairs in a car until it fell into an ocean, where a vampire-fearing man shot me with an automatic revolver with an extensively large barrel.

Fell down the stairs in a car until it fell into an ocean, where a vampire-fearing man shot me with an automatic revolver with an extensively large barrel.
Actually that was just me fighting vampire NPCs in GMod.


I went to Frontroxes and forgot my butt guard.

I died by mastur bating too much.

I went to Frontroxes and forgot my butt guard.
I laughed way too hard at that.

I laughed way too hard at that.
Start the true art of legendary mastur bating!

I died because god banned me in the game of life.
(cue flame war)
« Last Edit: August 18, 2012, 08:16:30 AM by joe411 »

I went down fighting an albino renderman. It was worth it.