Author Topic: first day of school  (Read 2870 times)

>nerd calls military tech friend
>helicopter flying through window of classroom, spraying bullets at bully at 7000 RPM
>nerd only slightly injured by bb gun taped to RC helicopter
>rc helicopter crashes due to having smashed through a pane of glass

At my school near the suburbs, we have so many fights that there are like 5 to 10 fights a year!  
We get about 3-6 a year, some are just messing around and some are straight up trying to murder each other.
That floor had blood sprayed EVERYWHERE

We get about 3-6 a year, some are just messing around and some are straight up trying to murder each other.
That floor had blood sprayed EVERYWHERE
wowe~!

^ oh no aherf pls arest alix vens

At my school near the suburbs, we have so many fights that there are like 5 to 10 fights a year!  
you're joking rite

My school had kids smoking pot 3 feet from the door (every school has this) and a black tar heroine scheme in which they hid the drugs in library books to "deal" them.

>nerd only slightly injured by bb gun taped to RC helicopter
>rc helicopter crashes due to having smashed through a pane of glass

i'm talking like the nerd was secretly mocheeze and called bones4 on his ass or something

We get about 3-6 a year, some are just messing around and some are straight up trying to murder each other.
That floor had blood sprayed EVERYWHERE
i can't tell if you're just trying to stuff with me or if you're making stuff up to look cool again

at my school we get ¥ to € a day!

you're joking rite
The fights last for about thirty seconds and they are pathetic.
No one even gets hurt.

And yes, I was being sarcastic.
Not trying to brag.

i'm talking like the nerd was secretly mocheeze and called bones4 on his ass or something
mocheeze would ride a balloon and die and bones4 would electrocute himself to death on a helicopter battery.

mocheeze would ride a balloon and die and bones4 would electrocute himself to death on a helicopter battery.
he would take the wood from mocheeze's floorboards to build the helicopter

he would take the wood from mocheeze's floorboards to build the helicopter
helicopters use combustion engines, a wooden helicopter would heat up and the wood would burn.

helicopters use combustion engines, a wooden helicopter would heat up and the wood would burn.

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