SPONGEBOB'S NEW WRITERS:
Before:
Patrick: once upon a time there was an ugly barnicle. he was so ugly everyone died. the end.
After:
Spongebob:Whenever squidward sees us, a big storm cloud moves into his mind, and his happy gland is forced into the corners of his mind to find shelter. unfortunately, he cant, and he catches a fever and needs to rest.
I miss the old writers. :C