SCP-504: the game

[Name is Unavailable]

Tomato broke the Internet barrier. User was banned.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree?
The baby was dead.

[Ad Bot]

[Lusk]

The Tomato fly's into the subject mouth, and erupts in flames, ending in his death.

So, theres 3 Tomatoes walking down the street, Mama Tomato, Dad Tomato, and a kid tomato. The kids really lagging behind, so the Dad steps on him, and says "Ketchup"

[Jake White]

Tomato clocked at mach 7, aiming directly for the subject's genitalia. It seems to have taken offense at the joke and specifically attacked the subjects pleasure center.

Pelvis shattered, subject will most likely never walk again.


Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducked.

[Red Quark]

tomato clocked 1 mph and bumped into subjects hand. no harm done.

ducks

[Alyx Vance]

The tomato flies at you at ludicrous speed going through your rectum and out your mouth.

[HellHound]

Tomato slices fly at the Redneck at Mach 9001 (IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND), slicing him to bits.


What is black and runs?

Oil.

[VincentTheGuy]

Tomato slices fly at the Redneck at Mach 9001 (IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND), slicing him to bits.


What is black and runs?

Oil.

The tomato floats over to the subject and slaps it firmly across the face at around 1mph.
Subject is now very depressed almost all the time when around tomatoes.


Two guys are sitting in a room. They here a noise that sound like

"meeeeeeeeeeeh"

The one guy asks the other "Is that a lawn mower?"
The other responds "Nope just my mexican neighbors."

[Alyx Vance]

The tomato flies at you breaking your nose.




Why do flies have wings? To beat the mexicans to the trash.

[Mister Cheese]

Tomato remains still.

Hey guys

#LLL

[Brian Smithers]

the tomato didn't move a nanoinch.

Guys
Knock Knock
Who's there
The Police, your entire family died in a horrible car accident

[Mr Man]

Tomato broke time barrier, went back in time, and killed subject before he could tell the joke.

What happens when you throw a blue rock in the red sea? It gets wet.

[Brian Smithers]

Tomato got destroyed because he went too fast everything ripped apart in air
Guys

yo mama so fat, she should be worried about the serious risk of cardiovascular disease

[FaecDog]

The tomato flew into the subject's mouth at highway speed, and shoved itself down the subject's windpipe and ripped it open and ruptured the larynx.

Subject then has a heart attack.


why did the banker quit her job?

she lost interest

[lilpappaknox]

The tomato was clocked at [REDACTED] miles per hour. And procedeed tp go into the subjet's fridge so it could slice his head in half.

[lilpappaknox]

We must keep this thread alive. It's hilarious