HOW to masturbate without leaving a trail (back

[Slugger]

This thread is weird as forget, lol.

That's not clean, then your underwear is sticky and then it seeps through it and ends up on your pants.

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[Buu]

This thread is weird as forget, lol.

That's not clean, then your underwear is sticky and then it seeps through it and ends up on your pants.

I merely made it knowing it was going to derailed, since its pretty fun doing so

You should of seen the original one

[Electrk]

That's not clean, then your underwear is sticky and then it seeps through it and ends up on your pants.

It'd probably be like someone poured cement down there.

[Wynd_Fox]

Cement? Really?

[Electrk]

Sement

hue

[Alyx Vance]

No

Don't ever expect what I'm going to say lol, I tend to change things up.

yes

Then we have an issue.

[Isaac Fox]

I wouldn't be surprised if this thread is still at the top of the off topic list when I wake up tomorrow morning.

[Buu]

I wouldn't be surprised if this thread is still at the top of the off topic list when I wake up tomorrow morning.

It will, hopefully

[Electrk]

It will, hopefully

why

[Isaac Fox]

It will, hopefully

"Hopefully"?

Did you make this thread just to attempt to anger us?

[Buu]

"Hopefully"?

Did you make this thread just to attempt to anger us?

nvm that then

[Buu]

dammit need to change op to something else, its abit mis-leading

[Headcrab Zombie]

How about "The messiest way to masturbate"

[Isaac Fox]

How about "The messiest way to masturbate"

I thought the usual way to do it was the messiest way.

[Axolotl2]

change it to "how to jizz in your pants"

also your pants will smell like semen when you do this, the cleanest way of doing this is just to cum into a disposable paper cup.