The object(s) in this direction is now your... v2

[BanishedLetters]

so my left foot is attached to a barstool, and my right foot is stuck to the ground ;-;

the item to your left is now in your ass

[Ad Bot]

[Jaxx]

trashcan
oh god
the item in front of your left hand is now what you have to carry food around in

[SWAT One]

I am now a pelican.

The object behind you is now stapled to your pelvis.

[lolzorz mcgee]

Sandle stapled to my pelvis.  Well, stuff.

The object below your chair (or around it) is now your next meal.

[Jaxx]

a.....oh jesus christ a loving bedpan filled with toe-juice. would rather starve to death.

the hottest object near you is now a liquid!

[ShadowYoshi294]

NO
ANYTHING BUT MY-
Actually, my PC's basically a toaster. Dump it in the ocean.

The object right behind you is now a Spy. But, seriously. How screwed are you?

[Texan101]

My bed is now a spy? :O

The object to your left is now your girlfriend.

[grunterdb1951]

My air conditioner, it's a dream come true!

The closest object behind you discluding your chair or whatever your sitting on is now your star fish.

[The Black Card]

stuff, the wall.

The object on you're right is now a talking snake

[LeetZero]

My curtains are now talking snakees.

The object behind you is now is now alive. How forgeted are you?

[Mr.Noßody]

Oh no! My shoes!

The object above you will fall.

[ShadowYoshi294]

Lightbulb. Oh, shi-

* ShadowYoshi294 runs to avoid lightbulb and its shrapnel

The object in the frontal-right area of you is now what replaces your favorite thing in the world.

[shyGriff]

a bowl of milk
idk what my favorite thing in the world is really. dogs/my dog maybe?

the object your right hand is touching is now a bowl of milk

[plad101]

Not my mouse! now i cant play Arma 2 :c


The think closest to your pelvis is now your snake.

[carolcat]

my headphone cord is now my snake
i am cyborg

the object closest to your computer is now the only thing you have with you while you're stranded on an island