Of any people, why does it have to be me?

[Elecro]

The doctor also said, and I quote, "In teenagers, you have a higher chance of getting it, 1/4 of teenagers get it by the time they're 14, and the chance increases as you get older".

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[Jubel]

Testicular torsion is a surgical emergency that requires immediate intervention to restore the flow of blood. If treated either manually or surgically within six hours, there is an excellent chance (approx. 90%) of preserving the testicle. At 12 hours the rate decreases to 50%; at 24 hours it drops to 10%, and after 24 hours the rate of preservation approaches 0. Once the testicle is dead it must be surgically removed to prevent gangrenous infection.

Not to be a huge mood killer.
But this don't look too well for you!

Get a silicone fill-in, so you can squeeze it and pop it to amaze your friends.

[Alteration]

Um, I've been sleeping like that for 16 years, and I'm still fine.

This, though I'm 13.

[Elecro]

Surgery in an hour (EST), really nervous, they're already prepping me with an IV.

[Wynd_Fox]

An hour's an hour regardless of time zone, silly.

[Elecro]

Yeah, but in an hour, it could be 4 o'clock for some people.

[T0XIC]

I grab my scrotum about 4 times a day, and I keep track of where my testicles have ended up.

[Squideey]

This is why I wear tight underpants. I need a very solid grip to avoid this type of disaster.

[Jetlok]

Surgery in an hour (EST)

oh my god im laughing
like, a lot

[Big Brother]

i nearly started crying omg

Surgery in an hour (EST), really nervous, they're already prepping me with an IV.

tESTicles


edit: every post i read in this thread is making me moan out load, i am scared to sleep tonight

[Jay the Cartoonist]

This thread hurt my balls.

This line hurt my balls

my testicle turned 360 degrees and wrapped around the cord.

[Isaac Fox]

I'll never sleep again!

[Elecro]

They're taking me into the surgery room right now, I'll tell you guys how it turned out.

[Jubel]

They're taking me into the surgery room right now, I'll tell you guys how it turned out.

have fun only living with 1 testicle!

[Isaac Fox]

have fun only living with 1 testicle!

Riddler had only one ball as well!