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The most sick and twisted E-rated games
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ultimamax:

--- Quote from: Boink! on September 09, 2012, 07:37:54 PM ---Angry Birds:
Vicious birds smashing and killing innocent pigs. There are bombs in some birds, and they explode the pigs into tiny little bits.

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Think about how forgeted up angry birds is if you apply it to the al-qaeda v america
There are levels where you destroy pig schools and pig construction zones. the birds are loving terrorists.
CharlesSpeaking:

--- Quote from: Christopher P. on September 09, 2012, 11:54:20 PM ---Super Mario Bros.

That game where you are a plumber who can jump over 30 feet in the air, and use sewage pipes as transportation. You also crush brown mushroom things, and kill giant turtles for their shells so you can attack more of these creatures so you can save a princess who does not have a king and talk to walking mushrooms.

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not very sick and twisted

kirby 64 (the crystal shards):
you are a corrupt pink fluffball that eats creatures and kills off creatures with the essence of others

you battle a possessed friend and save him, the two of you go on further

you battle another possessed friend, an artist that can create paintings that live and breathe; paintings that you must kill as well.

you battle yet another possessed friend, apparently this time a penguin-like creature, to show the innocence of your friends that are possessed.

you then kill a creature leader, and blast it in the eye with whatever you fire as it bleeds.

the creature has wings and a halo.. and grows a cactus on it's bottom.

you can rip off it's wings and torture it to slow it down.

perhaps your friends were possessed as revenge for something?

because you certainly are cruel
VincentTheGuy:

--- Quote from: Jaxx on September 09, 2012, 07:50:18 PM ---Tetris: the uniformity and conformity of the men of blocks annihilate themselves, and only by standing out, being the sore thumb, can one save one's self and one another.

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It's actually a mind game about increasing the worker's mind for their hours of work.

Let me tell you.


It works.
Night Fox:
Tasty Planet

spoiler: everyone dies
Muffin:

--- Quote from: shyGriff on September 09, 2012, 06:28:39 PM --->implying you don't move while typing on the blockland forums
>implying you don't move while breathing
>implying you don't move while existing
>implying

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You sure imply about a lot of implifications
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