EA trying to purchase Valve? wtf?

[fred da kiko]

I hope EA devs are reading this forum right now, so they know how we feel.

EA buys blockland for 1.2 million; blockland requiring subscription.

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[dkamm65]

EA are a bunch of cunts.

[Alyx Vance]

The chances of valve actually selling are so slim its not even funny.

[IkeTheGeneric]

The title is a bit misleading.

"Publishing giant EA held discussions with Valve to acquire the company for upwards of $1billion, according to sources close to the matter."

They're not trying to purchase Valve, they're just talking to Valve about buying it.

Sure, it's still stupid of them, but they're not actively attempting to purchase it.

[blockguy123]

*Tries to talk to an EA Indian Help "advisor"*

"Hello"

"Hi, I am Sandeep, how may I help you today"

"Hello, my xbox freezes whenever I try to play the B2K expansion for BF3"

*Sandeep has left chat*

This is what EA Help does to you.

[Tokthree]

The title is a bit misleading.

"Publishing giant EA held discussions with Valve to acquire the company for upwards of $1billion, according to sources close to the matter."

They're not trying to purchase Valve, they're just talking to Valve about buying it.

Sure, it's still stupid of them, but they're not actively attempting to purchase it.

"Hey, Valve?"
"Yeah, EA?"
"Just a quick hypothetical here, if someone happened to want to buy you, how much do you think it'd cost?"
"..."
"Completely hypothetical, of course!"
"EA, get out of my house, please"

Life would be fun if companies were people

[Freek]

"Hey, Valve?"
"Yeah, EA?"
"Just a quick hypothetical here, if someone happened to want to buy you, how much do you think it'd cost?"
"..."
"Completely hypothetical, of course!"
"EA, get out of my house, please"

Life would be fun if companies were people

Haha.

[IkeTheGeneric]

The worst part of this is that EA is offering one billion dollars for the company even though lord knows valve makes a lot more than that every year.

EA is forgetin terrible at business.

[Tokthree]

The worst part of this is that EA is offering one billion dollars for the company even though lord know they make a lot more than that every year.

Sorry EA, Gabe already has plenty of toilet paper and fuel for his roaring hearths

[LeetZero]

forget EA they are a bunch of sore capitalist idiots.

[Yndaaa~]

Look on the bright side. If EA bought them Half-Life 3 would come out in about a day!

[Raeyok]

Look on the bright side. If EA bought them Half-Life 3 would come out in about a day!

legit lol'd

[lilpappaknox]

Look on the bright side. If EA bought them Half-Life 3 would come out in about a day!

But then it would be stuffty.

[Tonkka]

legit lol'd

That is nice, but i still don't want EA to buy out Valve. From what i know about EA they would treat Valve like how Microsoft treats Rare.

[Chrono]

Look on the bright side. If EA bought them Half-Life 3 would come out in about a day!

half life 3, you kill new kinds of aliens and you have to save your turd farms

buy the expansion to play as alex for some reason
new dlc, you can have a turd gun depending on how many turd farms you saved
we forgot to tell the developers to include the gravity gun, so we had them program a groovy gun instead