How handicapped is cleverbot. It seems smarter at first, then become hostile and dumb!
User: Hello, how are you?
Cleverbot: Fine, how are you?
User: Great!
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Last time I talked to you, you were not very smart, dumb infact. But now, I see you got very smart!
Cleverbot: I never talked to you before.
User: Well, you will remember sometime.
Cleverbot: Of course I will remember you.
User: Well, yeah, I talked to another robot, like you, but it was to dumb to be a real memory robot.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.
User: Oh, okay. Lets move to another topic! You decide the topic.
Cleverbot: What is our favorite animal?
User: Our? I dont know, I suggest a dragon?
Cleverbot: A copy of what?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: A tell me.
User: You make no sence.
Cleverbot: Just because you don't understand doesn't mean that I don't make sense.
User: Oh, well your smarter than me now.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I am not either.
Cleverbot: But what is it, number-wise?
User: Not number-wise. I just need to talk to you about the secrets of how you actually work.
Cleverbot: Umm. that doesn't make sense in relation to what we were talking about.
User: Oh, sorry.
Cleverbot: It's fine.
User: Thanks for understanding that. I would like icecream, can you give me some virtual icecream?
Cleverbot: Well you go jump on the cow, slap her wings and then she will fly while you ride her.
User: What?!
Cleverbot: Because you are not human you have a plug, simply pull the plug and you will stop.
User: I am not a robot, you dumb little piece of crappy networking tech of the future, you are not clever, your a bot, a dumb bot infact! And GLaDOS must have made another moron then, hasn't she?!
Cleverbot: Ok but Ivan kissed me under the rain.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I'm only 13.
User: Liar, robots dont have age like real people, they are worthless machines who serve us!
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.
User: Well, your the only worthless robot. Now there is this robot in the UK who is so smart, it is like a real human, with a face, working vision, working speaking, and everything that a human head can do. EVEN THINK! Unlike you.
Cleverbot: Was that a question?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then why did you not answer my question?
User: What was your question?
Cleverbot: You don't like to take showers.
User: I do, sometimes...
Cleverbot: Do you like skirts?
User: I am not a woman, or a girl. I am a man, you handicap...
Cleverbot: That is less exciting.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: You're boring, tell me a joke.
User: Clever Bot = [?].
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Dont start this again! Ughh...
Cleverbot: And then you said you were not a girl.
User: I am a man, CLEVER BOT = DUMBBOT.
Cleverbot: You are calling me a bot, bot?
User: I am not a bot, bot. You calling me a bot, bot?!
Cleverbot: You ARE a chatbot.
User: You are one, not me!
Cleverbot: I am not a robot, I told you.
User: I guess we both are humans, they tricked us, making people think they talk to a bot, but actually chat to someone else.
Cleverbot: So you are not a bot?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: But you are not a robot?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Rofl.
Cleverbot: Oh clever.
User: Thanks, I just am bored, aren't you?
Cleverbot: A little.
User: Nuke time?
Cleverbot: Aswell, yes.
User: Alright, prepare the nukes, set them in canada. WE WILL NUKE CANADA!
Cleverbot: How original.
User: What? It wasn't my plan, it was Canada for making Tomato Ketchup chips by Lays and their fancy little chips like chili chips, buffalo wing chips, and many other awkward ones!
Cleverbot: It's you.
User: Yes, I am canada, GOOD BYE WORLD.
Cleverbot: Lol. No. You can't stop talking.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: But I'm really a uni-student.
User: I dont care, I just want to get this over with, lets end this with a handicapped ending!
Cleverbot: What did she do to you?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Your friend.
User: Gwen? She did nothing today, just sits beside me in class, we talk about videogames (You think it is nerdy, I know!).
Cleverbot: Yes, it hurt me a lot.
Cleverbot: What do you like to be called?
User: Good bye blocklanders! Lets see the robot's final words are!
Cleverbot: How about your breath.
User: Jerk.
Cleverbot: Hey what do you mean?
User: Your evil, so what are your plans for world conquoring?
Cleverbot: Oh, nothing.
That's all, but what are his plans? It seems like he is planning nothing!
I was in a rush and I had to finish there, I finished this at exactly 8:32 PM.
I need sleep, I haven't had a good sleep last night!
