Apparently I can't have friends without being gay.

[YayFun]

My dad is like that. Can't be friends with any guy without assuming your a cigarette. 

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[Wynd_Fox]

there's like two guys at school who always imply that I'm homoloveual
one is obviously joking, the other seems pretty serious
the second guy's a douchebag anyway thoum no, that's actually really gay
probably anyone who claims everyone else is gay is just closet gay so ignore them

So many people at school think I'm gay. :( Speaking from experience, my advice is to ignore them.

[james4115]

My dad is like that. Can't be friends with any guy without assuming your a cigarette. 

your dad seems like a basket of joy

but not like a pink basket that'd be like a cigarette basket

[Night Fox]

So many people at school think I'm gay. :( Speaking from experience, my advice is to ignore them.

I don't even know why it gets on my nerves when it's not completely false

[Kumquat]

"are you friend friends, or friends friends"
What are they fifth graders?

[SuperDude9]

"are you friend friends, or friends friends"
What are they fifth graders?

Seems like it, :I



but whoever they are, kill them all!

[Wynd_Fox]

I don't even know why it gets on my nerves when it's not completely false

I've learned to tell people I'm not homoloveual. It's completely true, but completely misleading. It bothers me because I have a hard time justifying letting offline people outside my family know I'm gay if I'm too afraid to tell my dad. :/

OP: Have you tried stabbing him?

[SlayerZ99]

I've learned to tell people I'm not homoloveual. It's completely true, but completely misleading. It bothers me because I have a hard time justifying letting offline people outside my family know I'm gay if I'm too afraid to tell my dad. :/

OP: Have you tried stabbing him?

On right there about to punch him in the face.

[Jetlok]

actually i remember in like 6th grade i think someone asked if i was gay because i had a friend who was male
ehehe what
i wonder if theres a designated person at every school that goes up to male friends and asks if theyre gay

[blaman]

The testosterone is weak with this one.

[RedGajin]

probably because 1. you're not cool or 2. your friends aren't cool and none of you have ever dated anyone before

which probs means you're not cool or gay

[Kaphonaits²]

why does it matter to you if they think you're gay?

it really shouldn't.

[RedGajin]

why does it matter to you if they think you're gay?

it really shouldn't.

why the hell would you want to be a social outcast?

[shyGriff]

why the hell would you want to be a social outcast?

gay = social outcast?

[Night Fox]

gay = social outcast?

yeah um

yeah...