List of unusual deaths

[Gojira]

It makes you think, doesn't it?

Hey Joe, why is that torcreep that we launched coming right this way?
I dunno, Tom, but it don't look good.
Hey, it's getting closer... OH SHI- BOOM.

[Ad Bot]

[Cool Boi]

1816: Gouverneur Morris, an American statesman, died after sticking a piece of whale bone through his urinary tract to relieve a blockage.

[Jokey365]

There was a woman.
Sucking a guy.
Her jaw locked.
Then I forget what happened but she died while sucking a man.

[Harm94]

2009: Vladimir Likhonos, a Ukrainian student, died after accidentally dipping a piece of homemade chewing gum into explosives he was using on another project. He mistook the jar of explosive for citric acid, which was also on his desk. The gum exploded, blowing off his jaw and most of the lower part of his face.

[Comatose]

Aeschylus died by falling turtle.

What a tragedy. ba dum tssh

[Frontrox]

I remember that. She died for an over hyped console that sucked.

Such a shame

[Man 2]

It's my life's dream to get on this list.

336: Arius, presbyter of Alexandria, is said to have died of sudden diarrhea followed by copious hemorrhaging and brown town expulsion of the intestines while he walked across the imperial forum in Constantinople. He may have been poisoned.

:o

[Boston Terrier]

I read through this whole thing several months ago.

[xbox 360 fan]

6th Century BC: Legend says Greek wrestler Milo of Croton came upon a tree-trunk split with wedges. Testing his strength, he tried to rend it with his bare hands. The wedges fell, trapping his hands in the tree and making him unable to defend himself from attacking wolves, which devoured him

Oh god what

[Night Fox]

It makes you think, doesn't it?

yeah but the worst part is the "chain of events"
I mean sure, torcreeping your own ship is kinda crazy but...

[RagnaTheBroedge]

I'm never going near pool drains again ;_;

reminds me of that one story i've posted like four times

[Fireboy]

reminds me of that one story i've posted like four times

mmmm

[Clone v.117]

*cough* terrorists *cough*

[Doomonkey]

2008: James Mason, 73, of Middlefield, Ohio, died of heart failure after his wife exercised him to death in a public swimming pool. Christine Newton-John, 41, pulled Mason around the pool and prevented him from getting out of the water 43 times.

2010: Savannah Hardin, 9, from Montgomery, Alabama died of seizure-related complications after running non-stop for several hours. She was reportedly forced to run by her stepmother and grandmother as punishment for lying about eating a candy bar.


Exercise is bad.

[Flamecannon]

OP
DEATH
BY SNU-SNU