Weird school days you've had

[Pixel]

i didint wear a belt till 7th grade so my pants were loose and i had to pul them up a lot.
when i was walking home i had a lot of stuff to carry so i had no free hands and they fell down.

Oh I didnt notice you were walking home and thought it was in the halls... not as embarrassing anymore :(

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[comr4de]

one time


i had a four day weekend oh wait thats every week

[Alteration]

one time


i had a four day weekend oh wait thats every week

Can't hear you over my all week half-days. B)
_{well they're sort of half-days but it's still all of my subjects they just take about half of a schoolday (~4 hours) to complete so don't arrest me plz}

[Ben Grapevine]

Some crackhead asked me for a cigarette at the college LOL

[JPSC]

A gay friend of mine ran into me and kissed me in the mouth and I slapped him and ran away and I've never talked to him again. What a loving pervert

[Swat 3]

A teacher asked me if I had a cigar at domino.



And he was the Health teacher.

[MaroonCacti]

Oh I didnt notice you were walking home and thought it was in the halls... not as embarrassing anymore :(

actually i lied i was walking out the door to a schoolyard full of kids when it happened :C

[RedGajin]

A gay friend of mine ran into me and kissed me in the mouth and I slapped him and ran away and I've never talked to him again. What a loving pervert

you slapped him? sure you didnt enjoy it?

but today i was asked to homecoming and the girls was semi-decent but i was like "nah i can do  better" so i rejected her and then later she followed me into the bathroom and started making out with  me and i was just like "stuff what now"

eventually we stopped after we groped each other a little longer and i didnt see her the rest of the day

[Katadeus]

A gay friend of mine ran into me and kissed me in the mouth and I slapped him and ran away and I've never talked to him again. What a loving pervert

You slapped him?
You sure he didn't enjoy getting slapped?

[Crazy Salt]

One time my english teacher read some kids nike shirt and said "Go hard or go home? What is that some kinda viagra slogan?".

[Someone from Across]

This one time, when I was in 7th grade, we had this horrid black sub. So class was quiet and this guy next to me kept calling her stuff. So finally, he said "bitch," and suddenly the sub gets up and yells,
"IF YALL CALL ME A BITCH ONE MORE TIME IMMA SEND YOU TO DAS PRINCIPALS OFFICE!"

[blockguy123]

earlier today i was talking to my friend about mlp and then he says "yeah... i guess i like it, i prefer it over most stuffty shows (insert stuffty shows here)"
and i was like "welcome to the herd"
and hes like "what"
and im like "you will learn it later"

[Alyx Vance]

>During pep rally
>Gangnam style starts playing
>Cheer leaders start doing the "ride the pony" dance
/facepalm

[Mute]

Me and my friends got stuck going to Sophomore lunch time
We were all in the same shop, shop because i go to a technical high school
We were sitting at a table and talking when a few people start talking to us
They asked us if we liked brown town love and stuff
I commented on how his Afro made him look like pubes were growing on his head and he left.

Also a kid had a pen explode in his mouth. I lol'd

[T0XIC]

I brought my binder to lunch.