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Borderlands Megathread: Wins Best shooter!
Tonkka:
Nobody wants to play with me :C
Hiiro326:
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I WOULD BUT NOOOOOO
but srs
--- Quote from: CopBlock on October 15, 2012, 06:31:45 AM ---if the mechro is well recieved they said they would
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and ok good.
Hiiro326:
Borderlands TV series.
Axton's the father figure
Maya and Lilith are the older sisters/aunts
Brick is the rough family friend with a soft side.
Mordecai's the drunken uncle who means well.
Gaige is the rambunctious little sister.
Salvador and Zer0 are the completely opposite roommates who live next door.
Borderlands: The Sitcom
Someone rings the bell at the apartment door
Axton opens it
It's Salvador
"Amigo, I need to borrow some sugar, I need to make two big cakes"
Axton: "Why two"?
Salvador: "TO OVERCOMPENSATE"
Crowd laughter
Axton: "Okay, come on in. Oh by the way, have you met the missus?"
Camera turns to couch, turret sitting on it
Crowd uncontrollably laughing
Borderlands: The Sitcom
Middle of the night
Axton hears noise in the kitchen
Goes to check it out
Fridge is open
While closing it he hears "Sorry, good ol' friend, I was looking for butter, I apologize."
"Oh no, go ahead Zer0."
Stealing doesn't exist in Borderlands
Brick gets a new dog and asks Salvador to dogsit while he attends to Slab business. Hilarity ensues!
Gaige never got her license before leaving for Pandora, so Scooter revokes her authorization to use Catch-a-rides until she passes driver's ed. Hilarity ensues!
With the Vault opened and preparations to pursue the other Vaults still under way, the gang is forced to get part-time jobs. Axton becomes a Torgue salesman, Maya becomes an anger management counselor, Salvador a painter, and Zero a projector at a local elementary school. Hilarity ensues!
After a night of heavy drinking, Mordecai wakes up at Ellie's. Hilarity ensues!
Tannis has to attend a medical conference and turns to the gang for help with her social issues. Dr. Mercy and Dr. Ned are the only others in attendance. Hilarity ensues!
snot2:
salvador as the painter from psychonauts
CreamTurk3y:
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Genius.