The Salty Spitoon

[TheOwl]

How tough am i?

Im so tough i beat metroid prime 2

-ya, so?-

On hard...

[Ad Bot]

[Kochieboy]

I'm so tough I ate my own weight in coal.

And then shat out beautiful flawless diamonds.

[Clone v.117]

I'm so tough that I rescue cats from trees even though being up high can be dangerous and a fall could at worst produce a mildly serious injury!

[Hiok1998]

I'm so tough that I rescue cats from trees even though being up high can be dangerous and a fall could at worst produce a mildly serious injury!

Oh snap.

[TheOwl]

I'm so tough that I rescue cats from trees even though being up high can be dangerous and a fall could at worst produce a mildly serious injury!

we got ourselfs a badass here

[Darkness ZXW]

i'm so tough sometimes i lean my chair back

yeah, so?

more than 45 degrees

[The Corporation]

I'm so tough I fought a level 69 mountain troll.
At level 45

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

I'm so tough I used Facebook today.
On Internet Explorer.

[FaecDog]

i'm so tough

I left the forums for a week

without getting banned

[Jeep]

I'm so tough, I opened a jar of pickles..

Without any heat.

[Aniken 911]

How tought am I? I flossed my teeth last night!

Yeah, so?

My gums didn't bleed.

Am I in?

[ShadowYoshi294]

I ate a bowl for breakfast this morning!

Without any nails or milk.

[Alyx Vance]

I'm so tough I sat through an entire race in NASCAR
So what?
Without getting up

(It gets boring after the first 2 laps)

[TrollBoat]

Im more of a Weenie Hut Jr. kind of guy.

[Thar]

I'm so tough I lived for two days


without jacking off