Forum rap battle

[Funkadelic]

alyx vance can't formulate a thought in his head
i guess that's why he can't get a girl in his bed
he cant sustain an argument on a forum full of children
but he can find 1000 websites full of furry sinnin'

ooh sweet burn

[Ad Bot]

[Dezcaban]

too angry to even get his rap to rhyme
but alyx vance be preachin' that i get too angry on the dime
i know you don't need girls cos you never even seen one
you be repellin them a way cos you weigh more than ton

[Plasmus]

bubbagum is super fly
just kidding no she's not she looks just like a guy

[TrollBoat]

IM TWO HUNDRED PERCENT brother
brotherbrotherbrotherbrotherb rother
IM FOUR HUNDRED PERCENT brother
NIGANIGANIGANIGANIGANIGANIGAb rother
#Loops

[.:FancyPants:.]

bubbagum is super fly
just kidding no she's not she looks just like a guy

laughed so hard

[The Corporation]

IM TWO HUNDRED PERCENT brother
brotherbrotherbrotherbrotherb rother
IM FOUR HUNDRED PERCENT brother
NIGANIGANIGANIGANIGANIGANIGAb rother
#Loops

this.

[shyGriff]

FRICK

[Alyx Vance]

too angry to even get his rap to rhyme
but alyx vance be preachin' that i get too angry on the dime
i know you don't need girls cos you never even seen one
you be repellin them a way cos you weigh more than ton

Son bitch must not have been to school
Apparently its because he thinks he to cool
All you can do is call me fat as a cow
You think I am crying now?
I think I call a foul!

forget this rap stuff....
I'm to white.


(Sorry for the delay I was feeding the dog)

[MrMcCakey]

grab some toilet paper, your mouth smells like stuff
lips so brown like you've been licking starfish and chocolate richard
you don't have a social life, you don't got real friends
cept I know you don't want my richard, cause you're a vegetarian

[BubbaGum]

bubbagum is super fly
just kidding no she's not she looks just like a guy

I hate you.

[Mega-Bear]

Son bitch must not have been to school
Apparently its because he thinks he to cool
All you can do is call me fat as a cow
You think I am crying now?
I think I call a foul!

Haha is this cracka serious
He must be from the star system Sirius
If he thinks this is good
He won't last a minute in da hood

[Dezcaban]

Come now alyx vance you're letting me down
you claim to be a hard man but im not gettin' the sound
you're sitting there for over ten minutes trying to rap in part
but to everyone else it's just soundin like an arm fart
i understand that when you're the weak man in the getto's hope
it's gets a little difficult to avoid droppin the soap
im over here rappin so hard im makin it rain
you're just a furry and im a f40ph train

[.:FancyPants:.]

holy stuff domination

[Mega-Bear]

im over here rappin so hard im makin it rain
you're just a furry and im a f40ph train

This man is a master rapper.

[Clone v.117]

there was a fat cat and he sat on a mat
#EPICRHYMES4LYF