Author Topic: oh my god there are worms in my butt  (Read 8732 times)

At least now you can get butterflies in your stomach c:
and have them all become digested in acid? I think not

but really guys this is freaking me out eeeedheheheh


that last part was a chill

either he took it up the butt or ate some bad food
gj either way

Great, now whenever my butt itches I am going to think I have a backside alien infestation problem.

either he took it up the butt or ate some bad food
gj either way
reminds me of that episode of southpark where they eat by shoving food up their ass


im 15 and what is this
DOCTOR P!  You can remove the pests from this man's star fish!  Certainly, you must, you are the only available doctor here!


one thing you can do is get a vacuum and put the hose right on your bumhole and it'll suck them out


AAAAH I FELT ONE CRAWL ON THE EDGE OF MY AHNUSH


EEEEEEEEEWWWW

now I want some doctor pepper mm mm
Is this the treatment?

QUICK, FAECDOG!  RETURN TO THE RESTROOM AND USE DOCTOR PEPPER TO DESTROY THE FIENDS!

maybe hold it in the next time you gotta go
then when you cant hold it anymore push REEEEEEAAAAALLLLLLLYYYY hard
like jet-engine-thrust hard
maybe they'll come flying out

BUT I HAVE NO SUCH SUBSTANCE IN MY HOUSE AND I'M NOT OF LEGAL AGE TO DRIVE

maybe hold it in the next time you gotta go
then when you cant hold it anymore push REEEEEEAAAAALLLLLLLYYYY hard
like jet-engine-thrust hard
maybe they'll come flying out
uh

maybe hold it in the next time you gotta go
then when you cant hold it anymore push REEEEEEAAAAALLLLLLLYYYY hard
like jet-engine-thrust hard
maybe they'll come flying out

this

I have come to the conclusion that it is best if I leave this thread