Have you ever been caught fapping? If so tell story.

[Headcrab Zombie]

I only need it for a minute
come on man just let me borrow it

A minute? Wow you're quick.

[Ad Bot]

[Frontrox]

I only need it for a minute
come on man just let me borrow it

You can always have mine

[tkepahama]

alyx lemme see your richarddoes it have Google Play? or whatever it's called now. like the android version of the app store
if so, you could get Dropbox. I use it for like everything except general image uploading, which I use photobucket for

I won't be getting the internet plan on my phone for a little while.  My family is a bit poor and I'm not trying to be like alyx here, so I'm just waiting until my brother gets a job or my mother gets another job.

So you're outta luck.

NEVER ITS MINE!

Nah, I gave it to someone else.~

You're disgusting.

You were obviously asking for it.

[Tremrist]

I only need it for a minute
come on man just let me borrow it

his richard is off limits, i'm the bouncer

[Alyx Vance]

NU ITS MINE!
Maybe later you can.

I won't be getting the internet plan on my phone for a little while.  My family is a bit poor and I'm not trying to be like alyx here, so I'm just waiting until my brother gets a job or my mother gets another job.

So you're outta luck.Nah, I gave it to someone else.~You were obviously asking for it.

Damn you!
At least its still attached to me, so who owns it now?

[Night Fox]

A minute? Wow you're quick.

you would know!

You can always have mine

I already have yours though

[tkepahama]

NU ITS MINE!
Maybe later you can.
Damn you!
At least its still attached to me, so who owns it now?

uhh

[BubbaGum]

Whenever I come to these threads I always find myself wondering why I didnt stop after the last one I read

[Anti-Block]

having entered the world of ~adult relations~ a fair while ago, it's really just become like a chore to kill time
too infrequent to be caught

[Alyx Vance]

Topic is now about panis

[Tremrist]

Topic is now about panis

specifically yours

[tkepahama]

Topic is now about panis

About my panis.

[BanishedLetters]

You can always have mine

can i have yours too

[RagnaTheBroedge]

@people saying it's gross: stare at my signature for a while and tell me that doesn't get you going

that's not true, girls can stretch to accommodate

yeah but it's not like you can just bust into them immediately and expect them to grow magically (unless your a rapist)
it can take me like two weeks of vigorous finger work to get them to a manageable size

[tkepahama]

can i have yours too

me too