Songs that make no sense/lyrics are funny

[Slate521]

I went to the bank,
to get some money.
But when I got there I noticed,
something funny.

And when I saw it,
boy my heart sank.
It was an ATM machine,
for a sperm bank.

[Ad Bot]

[Nickelob Ultra]

i pledge allegiance to the flag of the united star fishes of amerstar fish
and to the back door, for which it stands,
one rectum, under the GI tract, uncloggable,
with laxative and stool softener for all

[hodototman]

i pledge allegiance to the flag of the united star fishes of amerstar fish
and to the back door, for which it stands,
one rectum, under the GI tract, uncloggable,
with laxative and stool softener for all

i felt bad loling

[Darkness ZXW]

one nation
above mexico
below canada

[Electrk]

Every RHCP song

[hodototman]

Every RHCP song

link

[Darkness ZXW]

Every RHCP song

i can call her rosie

link

anyone who has not heard at least one RHCP song needs to die

[Ben Grapevine]

Gangnam style is just a generic love story, there really isn't anything odd or funny about it..

[e-maxx]

link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtBbinpK5XI&feature=branded
that song is all about love

[hodototman]

Gangnam style is just a generic love story, there really isn't anything odd or funny about it..

the funny thing was that it sounds like it says condom star

[Darkness ZXW]

the funny thing was that it sounds like it says condom star

there are much funnier foreign words

[hodototman]

there are much funnier foreign words

engrish

wats de engrish

[Darkness ZXW]

engrish

wats de engrish

...

[hodototman]

...

I meant give me some words, y'friend.

[BanishedLetters]

whatever the lady says in this song

just realized that was wrong link

fixed it