Forum Game: I got Fired from (Place name here)

[Tremrist]

i quit because my boss just stabbed himself to death

you work for DOMINOS

[Ad Bot]

[Wheatley]

Fired for not knowing stuff about stuff

goddamnit

Fired for smoking meth

thank you <3

I got fired for combining my two jobsfuk

I got fired for replacing the cheese with cow lard

Edit: you now work at a baby factory

[Tremrist]

i got fired for shaking the babies too hard

you now work for DALLAS FOUNDATION REPAIR

[Axolotl2]

I blow up houses' foundations and get fired

You now work at Rykuta's mayonnaise factory

[Night Fox]

I got fired for uncovering a conspiracy (it's not mayonnaise)

you work in a humane society building

[Axolotl2]

I get fired for taxidermy

You now work at Jettdl Horsie Torturing Co.

I got fired for uncovering a conspiracy (it's not mayonnaise)

but it's produced freshly every day by Rykuta

[Wheatley]

I got fired for deleting C:/MAYO/mayonnaise32goddamnit
I got fired for doge.


You now work at a glass eyeball factory.

[Axolotl2]

I smash the glass eyeballs

You now work at Jettdl Horsie Torturing Co.

[Decepticon]

I get fired for putting them down instead of actually torturing them

you now work at the reichstag

[Wheatley]

I got fired for providing my clients with fluffy pillows and tea.
I got fired for the Reichstag Blitz

You now tend to the popemobile

[Tonkka]

I got fired for lifting the glass so the pope could get shot and go to heaven.

You now work at a hot dog stand.

[rambo1220]

I got fired for putting my junk in a hot dog bun and giving it to someone


You work at In-N-Out

[Night Fox]

I get fired for not knowing what in-n-out is

you work at the WTC before 9/11

[rambo1220]

I got fired for flying airplanes
   retired

you work at EA

[Axolotl2]

I get fired for making a good game that people actually like.

You now work at the nitroglycerin factory.