Strangers keep showing up at my house

[Kobewarrior]

Just give them 30 minutes to let them talk to you about the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

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[Måster Blåster]

Install security camera and video tape them.

[Cool Boi]

Just get one of these. Just beware of guys w/ suitcases. They carry sappers in those things.

[blockguy123]

Knives.


Take a jacket with a flip out knife inside, open it in the jacket, walk up to them, pull it out, and stick'em in the stomach.

[Tremrist]

rig your house to blow up and then move

[danisaac5]

if they come, open the window and see what they have to say. if they try to come in or break the door down get the family shotgun and knock their blocks off for trespassing.

[Nyskel]

Some strangers can knock on your house and stay there for a long time to make sure if you aren't home. If its confirmed, they will find a way to break in your house :|

Happened to me a few days ago. This guy kept ringing my doorbell and stood there for a long period of time, I pretended as if I wasn't home. After about an hour, he returned, and went to my backyard. When he saw me through a window, he got nervous and walked away as fast as he could :|

[xxxxkill]

Bust open a grade-A can of whoopass.

[Måster Blåster]

Install security camera and video tape them.

[InvisibleName]

While they are there, Go out the backdoor, Through the fence, Onto the roof, Jump off and onto them, And then assassinate them.
Mission accomplished.

[BBOY]

Dont be a pusillanimous individual, go out there balls a' blazing and look them straight in the eye,say "these arent the herpes your looking for"







only good can come out of that, i promise.

[CreamTurk3y]

They're just checking the Alien population in your house. Absolutely normal.

[AssassinDevil2]

picture pls.....

[(Fallen)]

In case have some kind of self defense weapon. I know it's not likely but just in case. Call the police next time it happens and take pictures possibly video. But don't open the door

[Blooker]

Have fake lesbian love with them and they'll eventually become so forgeted up they'll stab themselves with a shard of glass and say they are "Perfect".
noonewillgetthereference:(