Author Topic: I have a new religion.  (Read 17458 times)

My religion is...
BURRITO DOLPHIIIIN!

Have you heard to good news about Orca Lord?

That's an inaccurate representation of this "god"
He was just a pathetic high school dropout that made a little gang, eventually being shot dead by police after robbing a liquor store.
Here's his gang.

black people are always up to trouble

That's an inaccurate representation of this "god"
He was just a pathetic high school dropout that made a little gang, eventually being shot dead by police after robbing a liquor store.
Here's his gang.
-snip-

How dare you insult our god!!

Damn.. Pull up your pants boy!

How dare you insult our god!!

I HAVE MORE


Here you can see his "gang" at a young age.
The driver was arrested for selling several narcotics, the girl was killed in an unsolved case, it's believed that he beat her to death.

What kind of god is that!

You will pay for your sins, heretic!

He wasn't always bad though...


He used to be an honor-roll student.

We are the people. Dolphins must be shot on site, as it kills the holy book,


-Book of Orca 1:9



Fake.

orca is dolphins are magical you know


orca is dolphins are magical you know

At least the Orca snit based on something stupid and fake, like friendship.


orca is dolphins are magical you know
Thats what I believe!
DOLPHIN POWER GO!
*explosion*