Author Topic: A fleshlight and a vibrator for you and your partner to forget across the world.  (Read 7775 times)

Im sure THATS why you want it
then i can infect it with my aids and sell it on Ebay.

but yeah i guess i could forget you once or twice. for science.

i'd want it so i can sell it and buy an old jaguar

sell it for an increased price because once in a blue moon you get to technically forget bubbagum

Gross, only neckbeards would fund and buy this.

What if you put the carrot into the Fleshlight?

What if you put the carrot into the Flashlight?

if you put a carrot into a flashlight the carrot would light up

if you put it in a fleshlight, however

What if you put the carrot into the Flashlight?
what would happen if you stick the vibrator in the fleshlight?
it would continue speeding up until it reached a singularity.

uhm what. no.


god damnit let me explain this to you.

vibrator goes inside fleshlight
fleshlight has no motor or anything ot push it out
vibrator just sits there.


just because the vibrator has a motor in it, doesn't mean it would work.
Vibrator on bottom facing upward
Fleshlight on top
Vibrator motor pushes it up

uhm what. no.


god damnit let me explain this to you.

vibrator goes inside fleshlight
fleshlight has no motor or anything ot push it out
vibrator just sits there.


just because the vibrator has a motor in it, doesn't mean it would work.
adsfasfsdf the motor is a piston that pushes the vibrator, inserting the vibrator would start a chain reaction of thrusts.

"forget, batteries ran out. One sec."

"forget, batteries ran out. One sec."
BITCH I WILL MAKE YOU MOAN, I WIL
oh okay i'll give you a sec.

They should make a blow up vibrator that simulates snake size.

This thread is so weird.

They should make a blow up vibrator that simulates snake size.
You can enlarge it during use!

>someone says E-Maxx will buy Bubbagum a vibrator first
>plane tickets from Virginia Beach to San Jose are $5 more than the set of this
>internet logic

San Jose? Damn that is close.