i cannot type in caps because my caps lock key failed to function in awe of my manliness
i'm so manly that the mirror tried to feel my muscles
my nipples are fists of steel
my balls are also fists of steel
my snake is a bigger, longer fist of steel that can punch elephants into the sun
i punch cats and send them around the planet in full circles only to punch them again
i sleep in a loving iron maiden and the spikes bend away from me in fear