The object to the side of your main hand is now your weapon of choice

[Blooker]

a pac man alarm clock

[Ad Bot]

[Alyx Vance]

Right hand: Cloths
Left hand: A couch

forget yes, I can use a couch now! (its a small light weight one so it could be used as a weapon)

[Wheatley]

forget yes, I can use a couch now! (its a small light weight one so it could be used as a weapon)

ikea

right hand: a plastic bowl
left hand: air

[rockie]

A Wii....

[Doomonkey]

A small chain thing. Like one of those ones made of tiny metal spheres with the thing that you can stick them in to make a circle or whatever. It isn't even big enough to put around someone's hand.

[Tremrist]

a closet

cool, i can hide in it

[Masterlegodude]

A big ol' mirror

[snozola]

A guitar on my right

A briefcase on my left

hmmm

[Decepticon]

A TV.. I know some use for that.

[Blockzillahead]

A chair.

[Alyx Vance]

Dammit.. Why can't I have a shotgun next to me.

[Buu]

Dammit.. Why can't I have a shotgun next to me.

pretty strange indeed...

[Wheatley]

Dammit.. Why can't I have a shotgun next to me.

dammit.. Why can't I have a .44 magnum next to me

[Buu]

A big ol' mirror

smash it and use the shards as knifes

[DrenDran]

A box full of various knives, because that's just how I am.