Author Topic: ►►►The Daily Life of Badspot  (Read 27030 times)

2:00 AM
Badspot wonders why the forget he is still awake, then remembers he snorted a whole bunch of cocaine earlier that day. He then proceeds to pedal Crack laden blocko bricks to various forum members from the back of his Geometro.

3:00 AM
Badspot pulls an all nighter, but then sees a U-Haul truck coming his way, with Miga in it. Miga moves next door to badspot.

4:00 AM, Badspot grows suspicious of Miga, thinking he might be a communist spy. he immediately buys a trench coat, a Telescope(for spying of course) and grows a beard, a big orange beard. Then after completing this odd transformation, he starts spewing conspiracy theories about how the communists are after his blocks.

5:00 AM
Badspot goes out to get :iceCream: .

Miga sneaks in Badspot's house, disables his ADT alarm, and steals some of his bricks.

5:30 badspot gets back to his house/apartment just as miga is leaving with 20 bricks(of weed) badspot then goes insane trying to find the missing "bricks"

6:00:

Badspot go's on youtube and watches "Shoes".

6:30:  Badspot then finds this post and reads all of cncwarlord's posts. 

Badspot wonders why cncwarlord is so obsessed with drugs, and then goes to eat some pancakes.

7:00 badspot then figures out that he always wanted to be Tony Montana >=D
he then starts a multi million dollar drug ring, but is assassinated by Columbian.

(also oogly, I'm not obsessed with drugs, i just find that they can easily create interesting situations that *I* find funny.

7:30- Some random idiot in overalls (Mario?) drops a green mushroom; This mushroom touches Badspot's corpse and he returns to life with a "Boo-doo-bee-doop-doop!"

...Yay!

8:00 badspot now reinvigorated, hunts down and kills the Columbian drug lords that assassinated him. Angry badspot is angry.

9:00 badspot killed them all, now he is so angry that he relizes snot spams too much and he permenatly bans snot from the forums

9:30 Badspot commits a massacre on blockland, thus killing over 200 noobs, A rebellion is formed by Colten many blokos join

10:00 pm Darth Badspot (lolololol) Is disturbed by the lack of people on his side, and quickly uses his brain to suffocate the rebellion *PEWW PEWWW SWEEEEEOOOOT*.

11:00 Badspot is programming Blockland v9 when Colten barges through the door, the room turns into a mortal kombat styled battle stage

11:01 PM badspot rushes in acition trowing a brick at coltens head
it hits him right in the for head and drops him on the floor
and then you hear a voice coming from a stalker out side the Window
"FINISH HIM!" badspot say "ok" takes out a hamer and drops in on coltens balls
colten yells of pain and crawls away
badspot sits back on his PC chair moves a bit to the right and eats a waffle

11:01 (And 1 second) PM: Badspot finishes his waffle and throws his plate at colten for no reason, killing him.