PAPER (PSST ITS AN ADVENTURE)

[VincentTheGuy]

yeah
LIGHT THE WATER ON FIRE
WORKS 100 PERCENT OF THE TIME

Yes, you are flamecannon right?

[Ad Bot]

[Flamecannon]

Draw a bridge.

[Xinakam]

Draw sword. Approach with caution.

[Moppy]

Draw gun. Approach with caution.

[SWAT One]

Draw crossbow. Approach with caution.

[Alyx Vance]

Draw shotgun. Approach with caution.

[xxxxkill]

Draw tank. Get into tank. Approach with reckless abandon.

[SWAT One]

forget the bridge.  Draw tank  with jet boosters n' stuff and fly tank over the gap.  Then approach with reckless abandon.

[xxxxkill]

forget the bridge.  Draw tank  with jet boosters n' stuff and fly tank over the gap.  Then approach with reckless abandon.

VTOL tank. Rotary cannons attached on turrets to the sides. Missile launchers on top of the main turret. Main turret fires 260mm shells. RECKLESS ABANDON.

[PowerDag]

VTOL super crusher deathtank with quadruple rotary heavy cannons mounted to each side, several SAM missiles mounted on top of main turret auto-fire, main turret fires A loving MININUKE.

just drive the forgeter over.

[Conan]

Or walk over and say hi with complete curiosity?

[xxxxkill]

Having a mega rape VTOL tank is much safer

[PowerDag]

Or walk over and say hi with complete curiosity?

and get raped

noooo sir let us approach with the correct defenses incase you are facing a hotstile etity!!

[xxxxkill]

So okay we're getting a VTOL tank fortress with quadrupal rotary cannons mounted to each side, several SAM silos attached to the top of the main turret, the main turret firing a mini-nuke, as well as a secondary cannon which is an automatic belt-fed death machine which fires 40mm shells, another turret below the main turret which fires lasers, small machineguns mounted to the SAM sites, several forward machineguns, and a railgun mounted somewhere on there.
Okay this seems reasonable.

[PowerDag]

So okay we're getting a VTOL tank fortress with quadrupal rotary cannons mounted to each side, several SAM silos attached to the top of the main turret, the main turret firing a mini-nuke, as well as a secondary cannon which is an automatic belt-fed death machine which fires 40mm shells, another turret below the main turret which fires lasers, small machineguns mounted to the SAM sites, several forward machineguns, and a railgun mounted somewhere on there.
Okay this seems reasonable.

extra nanofiber plating, all shells are packed with explosives, SAM silos fire guided rockets, attach another laser to each rotary cannon, supersize those machineguns (all of them), and have the railgun fire a loving giant harpoon

now we are prepared