No fap/shlick October

[Mr Man]

This is not the no soda thread, this is the no fap/shlick thread. Take your soda buissness to the soda thread.

[Ad Bot]

[Joker Card]

Read this thread, then furiously fapped.

[CreamTurk3y]

CreamTurk3y's NFO Journal
                           4th entryDay 2 of No fap October.

I'm afraid to inform my friends.
That I have failed the mission.
This morning around 4AM after playing Borderlands 2
I furiously fapped to some rocking hentai.
Do I feel bad for losing?
No.
I'll try again on No Fap November.

Lots of Love,
CreamTurk3y

[shyGriff]

am i going to be the only winner

[Lando The Climber]

Oh god I'm winning so far

[Tango]

does mutual procrastination count?

[Frontrox]

does mutual procrastination count?

Yes

[Mega-Bear]

does mutual procrastination count?

By that do you mean someone jacking you off or you and another person jacking off in each other's presence?

[Black and White]

it's been two days since initiation

the blocklanders are dropping like flies

[Awdax]

am i going to be the only winner

Nope.

[BanishedLetters]

Not even going to try to stop

i have no good reason to, anyways

[Frontrox]

Not even going to try to stop

i have no good reason to, anyways

It's a sin!

[Shazoo]

Why is every month now some "no fap/procrastination/fondling of your baby maker" month?

God damnit. I want to shove things up my flower power baby birthin' hole and be a winner for once :'(

[e-maxx]

It's a sin!

if god didn't want us to fap then he wouldn't have gave us arms

[BanishedLetters]

It's a sin!

wow im so sorry jesus please forgive me never fapping again