Author Topic: NCO: official thread - We will conform you and you will be complacent (Read 2272 times)

Black and White · October 01, 2012, 10:43:18 AM

No Challenge October

starting now the center for challenged people has declared a safe zone

for all challenged oppressed or otherwise challenged people

this safe zone will only appear during October 1^st 2012 through October 34 [citation needed]

effective immediately this zone of safeness will provide safety for anyone* who has been challenged in any way by anyone

donations are accepted non grudgingly at the last desk to the right and we in no way imply that we want donations

"Safety for everyone excluding nobody even at the expense of a few"

revision #190 by legal coordinator Cybertails1998

*excluding public servants due to the fact that we just don't care and a few races of extraterrestrials due to cultural conflicts

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yuhwryu · October 01, 2012, 11:10:19 AM

B&W for f�hrer

Kumquat · October 01, 2012, 11:10:30 AM

Can I drink my soda here then?

sorrel · October 01, 2012, 11:31:51 AM

So your challenging us to not do challenges
Whoa

Jacob 123456789 · October 01, 2012, 11:34:12 AM

October 34

34

DOES NOT COMPUTE

Black and White · October 01, 2012, 12:21:30 PM

Quote from: yuhwryu on October 01, 2012, 11:10:19 AM

B&W for f�hrer

Quote from: Kumquat on October 01, 2012, 11:10:30 AM

Can I drink my soda here then?

we have decided that soda drinking will be permitted in the zone

yes you may consume your beverages here

Quote from: sorrel on October 01, 2012, 11:31:51 AM

So your challenging us to not do challenges
Whoa

we only provide refuge for the oppressed downtrodden or otherwise oppressed people inforcment is not inflicted unless resistance arises

Quote from: Jacob 123456789 on October 01, 2012, 11:34:12 AM

October 34

34

DOES NOT COMPUTE

Quote

[citation needed]

we have confected studies that confirm that sometime in the future (as long a the multiverse doesn't break) that this date will become a reality and there will be 7 weeks in August

it's been foreseen with science

Gojira · October 01, 2012, 12:23:19 PM

all hail B&W
savior of all soda drinkers and fappers everywhere

Wynd_Fox · October 01, 2012, 01:18:42 PM

So I can fap in my soda?

Gojira · October 01, 2012, 01:21:51 PM

Quote from: Wynd_Fox on October 01, 2012, 01:18:42 PM

So I can fap in my soda?

* Gojira eyetwitch

disgusting

Isaac Fox · October 01, 2012, 01:23:48 PM

Quote from: Wynd_Fox on October 01, 2012, 01:18:42 PM

So I can fap in my soda?

I laughed way too hard at this.

Kumquat · October 01, 2012, 01:26:58 PM

Quote from: Isaac Fox on October 01, 2012, 01:23:48 PM

I laughed way too hard at this.

Black and White · October 01, 2012, 01:30:58 PM

Quote from: Wynd_Fox on October 01, 2012, 01:18:42 PM

So I can fap in my soda?

not unless it's tuna soda

stay within your specified compounds we only allow soda drinking in the north east second quarter

these are not unforced mandatory and or unforced rules we arent running an distoping society here but failure to follow the rules will not be tolerated

yuhwryu · October 01, 2012, 01:31:15 PM

Quote from: Gojira on October 01, 2012, 12:23:19 PM

all hail B&W
savior of all soda drinkers and fappers everywhere

Heil mein f�hrer Black & White! Heil! Heil!

Kumquat · October 01, 2012, 01:33:34 PM

Quote from: Black and White on October 01, 2012, 01:30:58 PM

not unless it's tuna soda

stay within your specified compounds we only allow soda drinking in the north east second quarter

these are not unforced mandatory and or unforced rules we arent running an distoping society here but failure to follow the rules will not be tolerated

what is to happen to the non tolerable people?

Black and White · October 01, 2012, 02:25:38 PM

Quote from: Kumquat on October 01, 2012, 01:33:34 PM

what is to happen to the non tolerable people?

Whatever the Ministry of Love conceives fit before rehabilitation and reintroduction to society