Author Topic: need a campaign slogan!  (Read 1130 times)

"Vote for me because Im not russian"
"Vote for me because Im not a communist"

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He didn't say Communist² though! :cookieMonster:

Vote for me because I won't hide ICBMs under the gym *nods at other candidate*.


I remember at one point there was a guy running for school president or whatevertheheck and his campaign was literally: "well you all know me" (fun fact: I didn't) "so elect me".

Sad thing is, I think he won.

"Vote for me, or we'll nuke your goddamn house."

Vote now, or I'll get Badspot to ban you!



Vote for me because I want to be treasurer.

"Unless you vote for me I'll burn your house down... With a lemon!"

<name> 2012

"Selling my Power to the Highest Bidder"

EDIT: Also, it'd be hilarious if she played up the Russia thing and walked out in an Ushanka to the tune of the Soviet Anthem, thats what I'd do

"I will take your problems.. AND PUSH THEM SOMEWHERE ELSE"

"Unless you vote for me I'll burn your house down... With a lemon!"
COMBUSTIBLE LEMON

"I will take your problems.. AND PUSH THEM SOMEWHERE ELSE"
"im not giving it to the childrens fund, what have the children ever done for me?" - eugene krabs