they're still bad
my brother once called an applebees and got the manager
he had spilled "coke" on his pants, and the manager was too stupid to understand that he was referencing cocaine
"Send me the dry cleaning bill, and I'll gladly pay for it." "But I WANT the coke she spilled on my pants!"
"If you say that one more time, I'm calling the cops." "I don't think the police would be appreciative of the coke on my pants."
that was funny while these are not