Author Topic: Random cat rushed through my door (Read 2137 times)

steve5451 · October 06, 2012, 02:41:22 AM

Quote from: Jacob 123456789 on October 06, 2012, 02:40:34 AM

or this

it could probably survive for a night on its own

It's got plenty of fat to fall back on

or it's pregnant??

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Jacob 123456789 · October 06, 2012, 02:41:43 AM

Quote from: steve5451 on October 06, 2012, 02:41:22 AM

It's got plenty of fat to fall back on

or it's pregnant??

probably not preggers

Sheath · October 06, 2012, 02:42:05 AM

Quote from: steve5451 on October 06, 2012, 02:40:20 AM

I'm trying to but every time I'm getting ready to make her leave, she just jumps in my lap and starts petting herself against me.

Oh please. Pick it up, put it outside, and ignore it.

At this point you are just harboring the animal out of choice. It doesn't love you.

Its not going to die without you.

B�ltster · October 06, 2012, 02:43:07 AM

make it fight a dog to the death

allyorbase · October 06, 2012, 02:43:20 AM

On a serious note, if it's got a good bit of fat, it's probably someone's, so I guess tell your parents (not something you want to save for morning.)

Quote from: Sheath on October 06, 2012, 02:42:05 AM

It doesn't love you.

Also this.

steve5451 · October 06, 2012, 02:45:08 AM

Quote from: Sheath on October 06, 2012, 02:42:05 AM

Oh please. Pick it up, put it outside, and ignore it.

I just put it outside, don't be a jerk.
You make it sound like I'm trying to kidnap it.

Quote from: Sheath on October 06, 2012, 02:42:05 AM

At this point you are just harboring the animal out of choice.

Kinda, yeah

Quote from: Sheath on October 06, 2012, 02:42:05 AM

It doesn't love you.

Then it's really good at pretending.

Mikoyan · October 06, 2012, 02:46:00 AM

Quote from: Mikoyan on October 06, 2012, 02:26:19 AM

kill it

Sheath · October 06, 2012, 02:46:56 AM

Quote from: steve5451 on October 06, 2012, 02:45:08 AM

I just put it outside, don't be a jerk.
You make it sound like I'm trying to kidnap it.

We've had family pets go missing before.

Be pretty pissed off if I found out it was because someone next door kept it in their house lol.

Quote from: steve5451 on October 06, 2012, 02:45:08 AM

Then it's really good at pretending.

Go up to any cat.

If it isn't spooked, it'll brush against you affectionately.

Cats.

steve5451 · October 06, 2012, 02:48:14 AM

Quote from: Sheath on October 06, 2012, 02:46:56 AM

We've had family pets go missing before.

Be pretty pissed off if I found out it was because someone next door kept it in their house lol.

It's not like I was going to keep the thing in here, oh hell no.

Quote from: Sheath on October 06, 2012, 02:46:56 AM

Go up to any cat.

If it isn't spooked, it'll brush against you affectionately.

You haven't seen this cat.

Sheath · October 06, 2012, 03:21:05 AM

Quote from: steve5451 on October 06, 2012, 02:48:14 AM

You haven't seen this cat.

Again, I think this is a problem with your understanding of cats in general.

No, a magical cat hasn't flown into your bedroom to love you forever. You will probably never see it again.