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The Pantheon Project
The Pantheon Project is a government funded project to design and create a series of sentient robots. Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta, Epsilon, Zeta, Eta, Theta, Iota, Kappa, Lambda, Mu, Nu, Xi, Omicron, Pi, Rho, Sigma, Upsilon, Phi, Chi, Psi, and Omega.
The leaders of the Project, Dr. Pollard and Dr. Caseil, worked very closely on the project, and everything seemed to be going fine...



You awaken in a dark room. Jesus richard does your head hurt. You begin to wonder what happened, ringing in your ears. You also appear to be lying in a puddle of some sort of liquid. You are too dazed to actually know what it is, but it smells like iron. I look around the room, causing your head to spin. There are several dark shapes you really can't recognize, but they seem to be around your size. You notice some slight red flashing through a slit of light. How odd.
What do you do?


your title text would be valid if this adventure had any art itself

your title text would be valid if this adventure had any art itself

That's the joke.

speak to the figures

You would totally speak to the figures but they appear to be lying down on the ground. You poke one and it doesn't respond. Huh, they must all be unconscious. You really begin wondering what kind of crazy ass kegger Sandy had last night. You quickly make a mental note not to RSVP to any of Sandy's parties ever again and stand up. Wait hold on what were you even lying in. It feels... Slightly sticky. Ew.

You were lying in a pool of other men's cum.  You're in a large rape chamber.

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