Earth 6.0 - Vothus

[mlockha]

The OJP Jets 1MP-23 Skybuster Defense, 4NA-23 Bomber Runner, 2AF-23 Infantry/Ship Targeter all go for a test run near the water bordering the EU and country's near it (I don't know who's near the EU). Mistaking a unidentified civilian ship for a target they fire with the 4NA-23 Bomber Runner and destroy the ship completely. The ship is still unidentified and is unknown what country they were a part of.

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[Tomcat]

The OJP Jets 1MP-23 Skybuster Defense, 4NA-23 Bomber Runner, 2AF-23 Infantry/Ship Targeter all go for a test run near the water bordering the EU and country's near it (I don't know who's near the EU). Mistaking a unidentified civilian ship for a target they fire with the 4NA-23 Bomber Runner and destroy the ship completely. The ship is still unidentified and is unknown what country they were a part of.

Fighter jets intercept the bomber and destroy it, mistaking it for a hostile bomber.

[SWAT One]

Erm, I have claims near the EU.  Tom, why dafuq are you flying military planes through my airspace in peacetime?

[mlockha]

Fighter jets intercept the bomber and destroy it, mistaking it for a hostile bomber.

After/Before the civie ship is destroyed?

[Tomcat]

After/Before the civie ship is destroyed?

After.

Erm, I have claims near the EU.  Tom, why dafuq are you flying military planes through my airspace in peacetime?

Because a bomber just blew up a civilian ship, so we shot it down.

[mlockha]

After.Because a bomber just blew up a civilian ship, so we shot it down.

Oh. Ok. Attempts to find the ship prove difficult.

[Swat 3]

Reports of a Civilian/Private Trade Ship being shot in the gulf are found. Reports say this is the OJP-Bomber the newest country released as a friendly fire.

The European Union demands compensation as follows:
7k USD for each sailor. The crew of the ship was 127 people.
Families who lost their loved ones must be payed 5k.
20 soldiers died, and the EU demands 30k USD.

As for the ship, it cost 2 million dollars.

The merchandise on the ship is classified, and the EU demands 1 billion dollars. The EUS London guards the wreckage as robotic submarines look for the wreckage.

If it was as tiny as forget, chill it out boat, we still demand compensation, but way lower.

[mlockha]

Orgon refuses to pay that much, 1,000 take it or leave it.

[GEN.Fire Bird]

Svernlochian military engineers begin setting up more SAM-IIs along the boarders of Sverlandian Isles and Iceloch.
Propaganda posters are plastered on walls and TV, along with Robo calls to support the war effort.

[Swat 3]

What the forget.

1k is not going to help all the families, not going to pay for a new boat, or save the now ruined secret super project we were working on.

[mlockha]

What the forget.

1k is not going to help all the families, not going to pay for a new boat, or save the now ruined secret super project we were working on.

Take it or leave it.

[Swat 3]

...

Svernloch...

;C

[SWAT One]

Gen, there's no war going on.

[SWAT One]

Take it or leave it.

Hold on, I'll get the demolition papers to the embassy.

You really want to start this?

[mlockha]

Hold on, I'll get the demolition papers to the embassy.

You really want to start this?

We don't think a ship is worth close to a million loving dollars. We pull all embassy workers out to go back to Orgon. Also stop being like swat's boyfriend. Everytime Swat's in one little bit of trouble "Hold on honey, I'll be there in a second to save you!".